A Jesus tap dancing Christ would be enertaining as well. Wouldn’t you think?
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life?
I like to think he’s bursting throughthe ground like some kind of holy rolling Kool Aid Man. One wonders what his following catch phrase would be…
I for one welcome our new giant zombie Jesus overlords.
Admit it. You’re all jealous I beat you to the punch.
Makes perfect sense - oversized parishoner comes out of oversized big box retailer after realizing BIG savings by going there, goes to oversized church to get saved (more savings) by a 60 ft Jesus statue.
He’d be rolling over in his grave - if he were still in it…
And John the Baptist on a Harley to go with them.
Christ on a cracker? They always told me Christ is the cracker! :dubious:
So, who’s good with Photoshop?
Yeah, but that Jesus doesn’t look like he just crawled out of a vat of acid.
The Ohio Giant Jesus looks like Darth Jesus.
“Join me…Peter. It is your destiny!”
“The Faith in you is strong, young of Tarsus…but you are not a Disciple yet.”
“No, God, I am your father!”
(Hey, Darth Jesus would be a GREAT user name!)
Great idea! This monstrous piece of cream cheese is halfway between my college and my hometown, next time I’m driving home I’ll send one through the uprights.
I think it’s this line that really does it for me: “I cannot describe the huge impact that Solid Rock has made on both myself and my family.” She’s not stoned, she’s concussed!
[sub]Hey, I’m responding to a year old post! Eh, fuck it.[/sub]
Sweet zombie Jesus!
Also, Mr. Mamamoto can swallow his nose.
Not to mention that everybody knows Jesus is exactly nine hundred feet tall.
I tripped it myself, firsthand.
See that’s why you need to read the Bible; God can do anything he wants.
The field goal reference reminds me of a few pictures I made to show the white chocolate messiah in his travels around more of the Cincinnati area.
First, of course, is his presence in the Bengals’ football stadium.
On warm days, Jesus enjoys recreational boating on the Ohio River.
And finally, the centerpiece of downtown Cincinnati, Fountain Square (renamed Jesus Square).
Great site. But aren’t they worried about offending … you know … Cthulhuists?
Is it really that color?? Won’t it melt?