Ah Sunshine. You light up my life.
As always, Sunshine, our numbers are open to multiple interpretations and only a skilled obfusciatrist can pull away the veil to find the true intent of the fates. Fortunately, I was able to find the clue for your numbers. Anybody who finds Taco Bell too spicy is in for a boring future. But don’t worry, Sunshine, there is some excitement in store - for according to Bill Hicks you will need to kill yourself. What’s more exciting than that?
Your second number acts as the base for your future:
600 Technology (Applied Sciences)
620 Engineering and Allied Operations
620.73 Analysis and design of large, complex systems
So you are going to end up working with some sort of large, complex system. This is too vague, though. It could be anything from the international space station to Nell Carter.
An important clue is found in that 620.73 is actually an obsolete call number which feeds us directly into your first number.
800 Literature and Rhetoric
870 Literatures of Italic Languages
879 Literatures of Other (non-Latin) Italic Languages
879.9 Osco-Umbrian Literatures
Could the fates possibly mean that you will be working with an acient Italian large, complex system? The Aquaducts? Marlon Brando?
Ah, but the fates have placed a veil of trickery on this number. What needs to be done is to break this into its parts. Osco refers not to the ancient culture, but rather to OSCO, Inc., which, according to their web site, produces “control system packages and control components to industry.” That certainly sounds large and complex to me.
“Umbrian” is very similar to “umbrage.” Something about what you do for OSCO, Inc., will cause anger. “Literatures” indicates that this anger causing activity will involve writing. This leads us directly to your final number.
600 Technology (Applied Science)
650 Management and Auxiliary Services
659 Advertising and Public Relations
659.1 Advertising
I’m sorry, Sunshine, but you are going to become an advertising executive for OSCO, Inc. You are going to be good at this and convince many companies to buy your product. Unfortunately, OSCO’s large, complex systems are obsolete and this will anger many people.
As Bill Hicks said, “No, seriously, kill yourself.”
