I knew you’d click on this thread. I know you’d read this. I know you have many questions, and I know what they are.
I would answer them without you asking, but it doesn’t work like that.
I can only open the door. You must walk through it.
I offer only the truth.
Shall we begin?
Go ahead. Ask me.
Who will win the Daytona 500 this Sunday?
Can I have my chainsaw back?
How is this different from any other “Ask the…” thread? If you don’t give us the answers before we ask the questions, are we to be impressed?
What is the answer to this question?
I knew you would ask that.
Do not be intimidated from betting against the son though he is favored. There is reason for this.
Second place shall fall to the one who visits the wall without crashing.
Jimmy, the son of John shall fall third.
That is up to you to decide.
Tjdude:
When you are ready, you will understand.
Lobsang:
You already know the answer.
What is the sound of no hands clapping?
If no trees fall in the woods and there’s a party there, will anyone hear it fall?
Is there a spoon?
What does being dead feel like?
How did you get to be The Oracle, and is there any money in it?
Do I have to get a diploma from that whiny Struthers chick?
Can I minor in Gun Repair?
I do. But I’d like to hear you say it. Humour me.
Where can I find my puppy’s wiggly-giggly bone?
May I?
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HA!
Don’t worry about the tree. You have bigger problems.
You have to answer that for yourself.
What does being dead feel like?
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It doesn’t.
I hate to give bad news to nice people. You are sitting with a cup of coffee. Somebody asks you what time it is. You turn your wrist over. The coffee spills into your lap.
It is very hot.
Don’t spill the coffee.
Should I open an account with HSBC or stay with Barclays? Will I have to contact all the people I have DD and credit card number arrangements with or will my new bank do that? On opening a new account is it compulsory to close the old one? If I open the new account and get a pension and lose weight will my dad stop hastling me? If I will not feel death how do I comprehend it before I die? What problems have I got regarding trees? I say there is a spoon. Am I right? Am I getting on your nerves?
Dijon Warlock:
When I gave up becoming and simply became. You cannot lust after money and be the Oracle.
No. But you already knew that, didn’t you?
All things can be.
Lobsang:
The answer is out there. It’s looking for you, Lobsang. You will have to face it on your own.
Irreverent Tone:
There are more than one. The next one is waiting for you go buy it.
Nortia:
No. You will have to choose between the Kaiser and the Potato.
Consider a closed system containing 1 kg of water with u = 500 J/g and T = 20°C. What are the pressure, vapor quality, specific volume and total volume of the system?
Stay. No. No. No. You won’t. Seek the fallen one. No. Yes.
They are all qualities of the system which prevent you from seeing its true underlying nature.
Paper or plastic?