I didn’t ask for commmentary, Mr. Wiseacre. :rolleyes:
I knew that.
For condoms, choose plastic. For wiping your ass, choose paper.
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I’m going to University in a week. Should I go to the north, or to the south?
What do I name my foal?
Will I at least lose my virginity to Aveleigh?
Polycarp:
It’s the questions that drive you. I cannot answer until you ask.
Kulau:
Are you going to University in a week? When You answer that you will know where you should go.
You already know what you name your foal.
You cannot lose that which you do not have.
But I don’t! She’s a year old and she still doesn’t have a name. Come on almighty oracle, help me out.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
What colour is 4?
She has a name. She has already told you what it is. You already know what it is. You need to stop searching and find. You need to stop asking and listen. Go to her, and watch and she will tell you again.
Will you listen?
Is an oracle capable of giving a straight answer?
Chefguy:
Be caws.
Lobsang:
Yellow.
The answers are always straight. It is the mind that twists. Free your mind.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
De Vena:
They don’t.
What is your question?
(In the universe where this was posted without this bracketed sentence the answer would be predictable)
Will the Democrats win the next election, or will the Republicans lose it?
Lobsang:
When will you ask me what you really want to know?