Will I find true love?
Will I get a useful answer?
[sub](I could do this all day. But I won’t cos scylla won’t like it)[/sub]
You have answered your own question.
OH. And here was me thinking she was asking for sweetfeed and scratches in her dreamy-spot. Thanks, almightly Oracle. I’ll go and see what she has to say. 
Yes. Do not take it or you will lose it. Give it and it will forever be yours.
You have. Will you decide to use it?
You’r welcome. Be sure and tell us when you find out.
What question should I ask?
“What would you like?”
Now you must go and find the person who needs to hear that question from you.
Will I get a usefull answer that I am aware of?
When you are aware, you will not have to ask. When you are not, nobody can tell you.
Lobsang:
Your persistence has revealed much to yourself. I am prepared now to give you what you desire, what draws you. Will you hear? Will you listen? Will you abide?
Whether I hear is up to you.
I will listen indiscriminately.
Whether I abide depends on the answer.
Truly you have shown that you are ready.
You are now The Oracle.
It falls upon you to monitor this thread and give people the answers that they need until the thread dies or the next Oracle presents itself to you.
Use your power wisely.
doh!
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What is the meaning of Life, in a non-numerical form?
fourty two.
An unwise person cannot be Oracle. Therefore I must cease to exist. The next poster is the Oracle.
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I expected more from you than suicide to escape from responsibility. We can’t leave Kivvik without a satisfactory answer.
Kivvik:
The meaning of life, my sweet…
Is who gets eaten and who gets to eat.
Truly Master you are wiser than I could imagine. You punished my persistence with responsibility.
I have much to learn. I will fade into the background until I feel ready to take the true test.
Well I had a question for the Oracle, but now that Lobsang’s replaced Scylla, I guess all this is of no point:
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What is that entity greater than which nothing can be conceived?
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Do Evil Nazi Groundhogs [sup]TM[/sup] pose any threat to it?
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Is your daughter within range of flinging poo at it?
I even had a sacrifice prepared (good grief, you heathens, don’t you know how this works? First you give the oracle something to eat, then it spits out an answer for you): a hearty veggie burger I bought at the local Amish 24-hour deli.
With Lobsang presiding now, I find myself at a loss for questions. I therefor begin with that very question for you, Lobsang:
Why do I have nothing to ask of you?