Because I am not the Oracle. Scylla is the true Oracle…
Next Poster: Scylla
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If a man speaks, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
How many Tao masters does it take to change a light bulb?
What would happen if I ask you the Infernal Marmot Question?
Why won’t Earthlink and Hotmail talk to each other?
Do you see a move in the future for me?
Will I be happy in this location?
If I hate it, will I be able to move back?
Do tell soon, as I am basing my decision on what you say. I await your answers patiently.
ok, ok, my decisions are not solely based on what you have to say, but its an interesting concept, no?
Iampunha:
The self.
Yes.
Yes.
Mariemarie:
No. A woman’s ear is not necessary to truth. Sometimes a girl’s will do as well.
Scuba_Ben:
You would receive an answer.
They do. They just won’t tell you what the other says.
Misstee:
You are a mass of oscillating particles on a spinning globe, hurtling about another globe through space, which is in turn one of billions of hurtling globes circling in one of a billion galaxies all hurtling through space, and you want to know if you’re going to move?
Yes. You will move.
Sometimes. Other times, not.
No. Never.
Is the Oracle open to a little vbulletin code hint?
(after ‘quote’ put an ‘=’ and the username. saves typing ‘username:’ above the quote, and saves space in the post)
produces
It’s up to you of course. Far be it from me to assume you don’t know the above trick.
that should be…
produces
(the damn preview ‘activated’ the first code)
Thanks Scylla.
Now I am not so sure I want to move to Florida. 
Why are the dutch called Dutch, instead of Hollanders or Netherlanders, Oh great oracle?
Why is the plural for a native New of Zealand not Kiwians?
The University of Syracuse or Syracuse University’s team nick name is called the Orangemen. What are the women’s teams called? The Crushes?
Does a ducks fart echo?
Is it safe?
Please reply to this yesterday! Why didn’t you? Are you ignoring me?
Will I go blind?
How can we persuade lekatt to embrace the path of Sweet Reason, & abandon the Weekly World News as his primary source of information about the world?
Who wrote the Book Of Love?
Who is stronger: Superman or Captain Marvel?
If you keep mtouching yourself there, then yes, you will.
You will also acquire hairy palms.
I knew that the number four was yellow. Does that mean i have oracle powers myself?
Actually, I usppose not, seeing as I’d know the answer to that if i did. But i did just answer the question i asked somewhat accurately… what does this mean?
Admit it. You’re sitting at the computer and shaking a Magic 8 Ball, aren’t you?
You’re not trying to plug a wave form generator into the point on the back of your head, are you?
69?
Am i really a super saiyan?
gum:
Because as everybody knows the Dutch make a lot of cheese. Cheese goes good on crackers. Try saying “Netherlanders” with a mouth full of cheese and crackers. It’s impossible. In fact, no matter what you say it comes out in a spray of cheese and crackers and sounds like “Dutch!” or “Blutch!” or “Gubbuch!” Most of the time it sounds just like “Dutch.”
No foreigners could ever speak to the Dutch people because their mouths were always filled with cheese and crackers. Usually if somebody tried, the Dutchman just stood their chewing (and since chewing cheese and crackers is a timely process, it was usually a long wait.) Eventually the person would get tired of waiting and look to somebody else for an explanation as to why he was getting no answer.
That person would explain that the chewer was “dutch,” meaning that his mouth was full of cheese and crackers (Since that is the only sound such a person can make.)
Eventually the word came to describe , industrious, windmill/Dike building, clog-wearing, cheese eaters, all across the area.
That’s the unvarnished truth.
Shirley U Jest:
Because that would lead to confusion with one of the Wayans brothers.
Bouncy grapefruits.
When they are released in proximity to an acoustically reflective surface.
Bosda:
Homicide is stictly forbidden according to board rules.
Leo Buscaglio
Captain Marvel. He is driven by the mind of a child unsophisticated enough to rationalize weakness in his alter-ego.
Superman secretly wants to be weak, and can rationalize his own failure hence allowing it.
Dawne:
I knew that the number four was yellow. Does that mean i have oracle powers myself?
Actually, I usppose not, seeing as I’d know the answer to that if i did. But i did just answer the question i asked somewhat accurately… what does this mean?
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Being the Oracle is like being in love. Nobody can tell you you are the Oracle. You just are.
ivylass
I would not be the Oracle if I did not answer each question originally and truly, so no.
My brain generates its own pyrotechnics.
SlickRoenick
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69?**
Yes.
Nobody can tell you you’re a super saiyan. You either are, balls to bone, or you are not.