I heartily cast my vote for Chicken of Bristol.
[sub]That, or Steve.[/sub]
…An English curry based dish. [HOMER]MMMmmmmm CURRY![/HOMER]
(Although I would like to see evilbeth receive that high honor anyway!)
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vidi vici veni!
Well, that’a better than Snooooopynipples.
I’ve always secretly loved evilbeth so
Chicken of Bristol gets my vote.
IIRC that name’s already taken.
I really like slythe.
In the classical vein how about Hector or Achiles.
The name CoB seems to be a good compromise since the full version doesn’t seem to be blowing your skirt up.
See, I can picture hot monkey sex with someone named slythe, but only Scylla’s goat can picture that with someone named Chicken of Bristol.
It’s up to you, slythe…me or the goat?
Chicken of Bristol.
Classic.
You could always be a Rodent of Unusual Size. Is the DreadPirateRoberts taken? How 'bout Autonomous Collective? Or European Swallow?
UnseemlySpawnOfConcrete …be daring 
I withdraw my earlier vote for “Slythe.” My new vote? Chicken of Bristol.
I dunno…
The Honky-Tonk Kid?
Hooked on Crack?
ChickenButt?
L. Ron Beelzebub?
The Incredible Edible Ed?
Nope…
Chicken of Bristol it is…
Pinocchio’s Furniture
I’m surprised no one has suggested Jack Dean Tyler yet. 
Nah, better go with Chicken of Bristol.
Well, if I posted in the “Dopers I’d most like to do Naughty Thing X with” threads, evilbeth wouldn’t be feeling so neglected…but I like “Chicken of Bristol” anyway. That has my vote.
Chicken of Bristol is good, but I am also very fond of the Black Beast of Caern-naar-naaaaAAHH although I suppose that one is too long.
So I’lll te each half of my brain vote, one for staying Slythe and one for CoB
Punk snot dead…
2 suggestions:
Bob
Angeldrawers
But if it will make the evil one happy…
I’m partial to both Bacchus and Dionysus as names, but Chicken of Bristol really has a certain . . . something.
or Uncle Beer’s suggestion: Omphalos. It has a certain ring, kinda classy.
If Chicken of Bristol wins, someone else needs to change their name to Brave Sir Robin to nearly fight him.
How about the alterego of snooopy and jimmynipples sugestion
Droopynipples
Or Sir Robin, the not-quite-so-brave-as- Sir-Lancelot, though that’s kind of long.
On the OP, I fear I don’t feel I know you well enough to pick a name for you. It’s such a personal thing, after all.