The greatest LIVING American hero.

So, I found out that earlier today that one of my wifes friends asked her if their 16 year old daughter could use come over and use our computer to type up a report for school. Why my wife is friends with this slunt I have yet to figure out, but she let her daughter use our computer.

Tonight I got home and checked my “keyboard monitor” device. I use it to keep track of my own kids computer use. What I saw was a report from this girl. I almost had a stroke because I thought it was a report written by my 17 year old son.

Anyway, I read the report. (scream all you want. It’s my fuckin’ computer!)
The topic of the report was "who is the greatest American HERO still living toaday. I emphasize the word “HERO”.

Guess who this little dunce thinks is the GREATEST American HERO still living. Come on, take a guess. Really…take a guess!
Once again, the word was “HERO”, not “IDOL” or “CELEBRITY”.

HERO!

And it’s not like this kid is only 12. She almost 17!
I will tell you this: she goes to public school ,if that helps.

Um, was it me?

I’d assume it was Doris Day if she knows anything.

What’s a slunt?

Nothing. What’s a slunt with you?

Our fearless leader, President George Walker Bush! :wink:

A slunt is a cross between a slut and a cunt. Why my wife is friends with someone who is so beneath her I know not.

Doris Day? :stuck_out_tongue: oh God! am I laughing.
I never would have thought anyone would have said Doris Day.
I didn’t even know that ol’ bag was still breathing my air!:p!

By the way, that’s not it!:rolleyes:

Britney? Justin?

Am I even close?

Britney Spears sounds about right, except I’m guessing a sixteen-year-old might be slightly more likely to name Jennifer Lopez. My insight into that demographic is far from keen, though.

Just tell us, for the love of mike.

mariah carey or michael jackson?

Mariah Carey and Michael Jackson?

(Hey…I’ve never seen them together at the same time…)

Marilyn Manson.

Eminem.

Oh, wait. You said LIVING.

JFK.

Jr.

The one from pop idol?

Tony Blair?

Jesus :smiley:

Is it Eminem?
BTW -I think I’m allowed to say this in this forum- :eek: on monitoring your kids keystrokes, especially at age 17. I’m just glad my parents trusted me.

What’s wrong with Doris Day?

Marc

My mother went her entire life pointing out the she was born on the same day in the same year as Doris Day. She refuses to admit that another film star was born on exactly the same day.

Maybe other people do that in reverse. Doris Day fandom probably isn’t universal.

(Bonus for the first post identifying the other film star).

Ditto, 17 seems VERY mature for this level of supervision. I’d left home at 17!

Brad Pitt?

Buffy? She kills all those monsters.