I’m also kinda wondering if your kids know you monitor their keystrokes. Close supervision is one thing, but out-and-out spying is, well, kinda creepy.
And is it J-Lo? I think it’s J-Lo.
pkbites, in the thread title, you’ve emphasised the word living. It the text, though, you’ve empahsised hero.
Clarify please.
Marlon Brando was born on the same day as Doris Day.
A streetcar named Doris Day. 
Bonus points to Cisco and Libertarian.
Cisco was first, but Libertarian was funny.
Spiderman?
Homer Simpson.
Or Montgomery Burns.
I was going to say Bart Simpson, but then I thought maybe she went for the trifecta.
So is it Pokemon?
Clearly, the greatest living hero is Han Solo.
I’m guessing she didn’t go with John McCain?
I’m guessing it’s Jenny, because, she came from the block and well, you know, she still pimps them even though no one from there is willing to give her a blow job.
What is this, twenty questions? How many pages will this thread get to before pkbites tells us what he’s mad about?
My guess for the Greatest American Hero is Ralph Hinkley.
Don’t be such a dickfor! Tell us!
Ra-ra-rasputin, Russia’s favorite love machine?
Wait a minute. pkbites starts a pit thread because the daughter of his wife’s friend writes a bad report for school? Huh? I don’t see why you would even care, pk. If her choice was especially amusing, I can see posting it in MPSIMS. But honestly, why a pit thread? Just let her get the D on the paper and forget about it.
And spying on your 17 year old’s computer use is a bit overprotective. He’s 17, not ten; I think he can handle it if he runs across a few porn sites.
It was a shame how he carried on.
I think thats the problem 
Indeed.
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
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Heh. I bet she found out about William Katt
If William ever found out, he’d be walking on air. 
Oops. I didn’t see that Trion had already touted Ralph’s super prowess. :smack:
No problem Skip. Great minds and all that. 