C’mon. Punchline please. You went though all the trouble of spying on this 17 year old girl, now we need to know the details. If you had a webcam inconspicuously hidden as well, you may want to keep that secret depending on your local laws.
This saccharine is getting to me.
I bet the little slunt (isn’t a slunt a stillborn calf?) picked Charles Manson.
Well, I’m going to come in with a WAG and say she voted for Winston Churchill
Englebert Humperdink?
Cecil Adams!!!
/pandering
what’s with the guessing game?
if you’re going to write a rant, spit it out already.
Is it that wfg1518 guy from the other guessing thread?
Apparently pkbites likes the control of having us guess for a period of time determined by him. Oh well. Welcome to the asshole club, control freak. I have an extra shirt you can wear.
I say it’s Ben Affleck… for tolerating what he does. Lord knows I can’t compare to that!
Too funny Lego. That is exactly what popped into my head. Isn’t there a rule about not responding to your own threads? If not, there should be.
Well to add to the guesses of her idea of the Greatest Living American Hero:
I am going with John Candy (Above Average Dead Canadian Celebrity).
pkbites, it would have been nice to have used the spoiler box or something.
Oh! Oh! OH! I know what it is! […arm and hand flailing…] Pick me! Pick ME!
pk bites.
I am guessing she wrotePKBites in as the greatest, because she secretly watches him undress from her bedroom window and…
What?
OK, is it one of the following :-
Laura Bond
Charles A. Briscoe
Suzanne Valdez Carey
Robert C. Casad
Elizabeth Cateforis
Shelley Hickman Clark
George C. Coggins
Michael J. Davis
A. Kimberley Dayton
Phillip E. DeLaTorre
Martin B. Dickinson Jr.
Christopher R. Drahozal
Robert L. Glicksman
David J. Gottlieb
John W. Head
Edwin W. Hecker Jr.
Francis Heller
Laura J. Hines
Michael H. Hoeflich
Roscoe C. Howard Jr.
M.A. (Mike) Kautsch
Pamela Keller Lawyering
Philip C. Kissam
Richard E. Levy
Fred B. Lovitch
Stephen W. Mazza
Stephen R. McAllister
Joyce A. McCray Pearson
Sandra Craig McKenzie
Keith G. Meyer
Shannon C. Oury
John C. Peck
Jean K. Gilles Phillips
Dennis D. Prater
Reginald L. Robinson
Elinor P. Schroeder
Sidney A. Shapiro
Thomas G. Stacy
Ellen E. Sward
William E. Westerbeke
Molly Wood
?
(All right, it’s a random list of names pulled off the web - the faculty list for the University of Kansas Law Department, to be exact - what the heck, it’s as likely as any other random guess … )
'tis truly a hero who can bring law to that untamed gut of America.
So it’s not Gloria Steinem? 
Gandhi.
Ok, I know the report title was American HERO, but since it offended pkbites so much that he went to the trouble of ensuring we knew she was publicly educated, I’m going to guess…
Either Saddam Hussein or Osama bin Laden.
I’m picturing some angst-ridden goth who is trying to make some sort of case for these people being heroes for standing up to the big bad 'merkans.
Just a WAG
Enjoy,
Steven
He also pointed out that that report was “hero” and not “idol” or “celebrity.”
So I’m going to have to go with Eminem, Jen Lopez, Britney Spears or the curly haired N’Sync boy.
Maybe we should be getting all three wrong - not a hero, not alive, and not American.
John Lennon
Fuck it, if he doesn’t come back and tell us soon I’m going to go You say your name wrong!!! It’s BEETS, not BITES!!! He has been warned.
First of all…
A while ago I caught my kid fucking around with drugs. He was using the computer to Email drug dealers and so on. After kicking the shit out of him I put the keyboard monitor so I could determine if he had gone back to doing so. Obviously I am not going to go into the entire story of what he was all doing and what corrective measures my wife and I took. I will not appologize
for what I did. He’s still a child and I have the right to find out if he’s fucking around with drugs. I’m not interested in all his internet use, I just scan it and see if there are any Emails about dope. And you are all correct: If he doesn’t like it, he can get the fuck out!
I came home last night and did a quick check, and there was a report about the greatest living American hero: Madonna! (that’s Madonna the singer, not “The” Madonna, mother of Jesus).
Do kids even know what the term “Hero” means? What are they teaching in public schools? And are 16 year olds still listening to Madonna? I thought they had moved on to Brittney.
How do you like that? Of all Americans, Madonna is the greatest living hero.
It could be worse, I suppose. When I was in the 8th grade a friend of mine wrote a report stating that Herbert W. Armstrong was the greatest man to ever live since Jesus!:eek:
I guess kids will always be screwed up!:rolleyes:
But can you all image the pain in my chest when, for a while, I thought it was my son who wrote that about Madonna!