I posted this way back in May of last year. There are a lot of new members that haven’t read it, so I thought I’d share it once again:
The gun song
Guns are neat, Guns are sweet, Guns the tool that makes ya cool.
Guns are fine, Guns are mine,Guns are things that Jesus brings.
Guns for loonies, Guns for cons,Guns for Moonies, Guns for moms.
Guns are fun for everyone, buy them up by the ton. Guns for me, Guns for you, Guns for nuts and children too! Guns at home, Guns at work, Guns at play, Guns berserk!
Tons and tons of great big Guns are tons and tons of great big fun!
I’ve got Guns up my nose tween my ears and by my toes. I’m no fool I’m so cool I take Guns to my school.
I take Guns in my car, to the store and to the bar. I got Guns in a drawer,in my pocket and on the floor.
I got Guns on the wall, in my bed and in the hall.
Get a Gun and get it fast, shoot someone, it’s a blast!
Krispy Original – voted SDMB’s 19th most popular poster (1999)