See, you didn’t do this soon enough. Then you’d still have kittens!
Just kidding, of course.
You’re in trouble now. Pretty soon you’re going to have two 20-pound furballs who think Mommy’s lap is the only good place to nap.
Sucker. 
Too cute. 
I just came in to point out that Casa del Heloise & Coldie isn’t quite fitting. How about Casa del Hel-Fire? 
Aw, the cute widdle kitties! Pet pet pet pet!
Ahem. Now to re-assume my usual air of dignity and grace.
I need kitties! As soon as I move out of here…
Having recently visited Coldfire & Heloise, I can testify that Jules and Vincent are, in fact, tremendously cute. Tiny, clumsy, and fuzzy, they alternately bound and climb around their home and curl up in the lap of a nearby human to doze. They have claws, which are surprisingly surprising when they try to climb your leg.
- thump *
(The sound of one of them stepping unsuspectedly off the table, falling sideways off a thigh, or leaping from someone’s hand face-first into the back of the couch.)
I heard that a lot while I was there