"The Higgs boson differentiates into infinite sexual energy"

That’s from the random Deepak Chopra quote generator. It takes random words, sorted by part of speech, from his Tweets and cobbles them into pseudo-deep pronouncements. Enjoy!

Thanks, but I’m a little let down. The faux-Chopra axioms are banal, rather than absurd.

You don’t enjoy discussing banal sex?

Who knew that the head of Canada Post had such wide interests?

“The Higgs boson differentiates into infinite sexual energy”

Naturally. Without mass you can’t tap that ass.

More fun just doing it. But of course you have to ask whether she likes banal.