Boudicca comes with remote=controlled Battle Chariot with authentic working light & sound! Have Boudicca launch her Battle Chariot’s Missile Launcher!
Manfred Von Richthofen
Pressing von Richthofen’s button activates a pair of wings, and sends him flying into the air with a can of flyspray to knock out any mosquitos or models of Snoopy which happen to be hanging around.
Perkin Warbeck.
With removable disguise!
Gengis Khan.
Voice provided by John Wayne.
John Wilkes Booth.
John Wilkes Booth.
With “Sic Semper Tyrannis” action!
Richard The Lionhearted
John Wilkes Booth comes with Amazing Outsize Ego TM, detachable cape and derringer, and a passionate hatred of Yankees. It’s part of the American Assassins playset, which includes Charles Guiteau, Leon Czolgosz and Lee Harvey Oswald.
Pontius Pilate.
Too little, too late.
Well… OK, then.
The Richard the Lionheart action figure features Amazing Crusading Sword-Fighting Action TM, longsword, mix-and-match plate armor, and a red tabard with golden heraldic lions. Sniveling Prince John action figure sold separately.
Pontius Pilate.
Model depicted leaving the lavatory without washing his hands.
Isaac Newton.
Fashioned after the traditional Mexican ball-and-cup toy, the head is hollowed to catch the apple attached by string to the doll’s feet.
Nikola Tesla
Oooh, nice.
When activated, the Nikola Tesla action figure emits an electromagnetic field that brings all of your other action figures to life. May cause extremely loud buzzing noise and mysterious crackling fingers of blue lightning.
Pope Boniface VIII
Batteries not included.
Louis the XVI
Head not included.
Geoffrey Chaucer.
I think we’re getting a little out of order here.
The Pope Boniface VIII action figure comes astride his very own Papal Bull (quill and ink not included), and is displayed to best advantage in the My Lil’ Dante’s Inferno Pit of Eternal Suffering for Simony.
Geoffrey Chaucer (again).
Two Chaucers there for the price of one.
Billy the Kid.
Pull the string and he’ll make you famous.
Dick Nixon
Comes with free audio recording and editing software and a button marked ‘Pardon my Pardon’.
John Lennon
The John Lennon doll comes with amazing growing hair, so you can have either a Beetles era John, or the later version. He also has a small MP3 player imbedded in the body, so he can sing any song he’d ever done in life. (No, no port available to remove the songs or add any others… It would be too silly having a John Lennon doll singing, say, Eminem.)
Iosef Stalin
The Stalin action figure comes with bulletproof hair, a formless jacket and blood on its hands.
Reinhard Heydrich.