Actually, the Heydrich figure was originally only available as part of the Wannsee Conference Playset, but it proved so popular, that it was released with the exploding Mercedes. Jan Kubiš and Jozef Gabčík sold separately, complete with SOE parachute coveralls.
King Zog of Albania
King Zog of Albania comes with a web browser with the homepage set to Wikipedia so that those who receive him as a gift might be able to learn who he is. Er, also comes with a Zogist constitution and an unused mansion.
Comes with voucher for furious political thought when purchased as part of the complete Albanian action figure set.
Andrew Carnegie
Steals money from your wallet, then uses it to build libraries.
William Henry Harrison
Batteries included, but are only good for 30 days.
Gertrude Stein.
Gertrude Stein - nuzzles your Barbie doll’s crotch and complains, “There’s no ‘there’ there.”
Lucrezia Borgia
Action model shows her having an incestuous relation with her brother Larry Borgia who is also her father. Operates by clockwork - windup key extra.
Vincent van Gogh.
A new toy from the makers of Mr. Potato Head.Also sings American Pie when string is pulled.
Freddie Mercury
Freddie Mercury… he struts! He sings! He dies too soon! Comes with a year’s supply of spandex outfits.
Moses.
Pull his string and he intercedes on behalf of your other action figures.
Walter Raleigh
A new toy from the makers of Mr. Potato Head.
Giacomo Casanova.
Sheathed in lambskin.
John Quincy Adams.
…Apparently I broke the game.
The John Quincy Adams action figure isn’t too popular. It remains aloof from other action figures, convinced of its own righteousness, denouncing slavery and polishing its bald head.
Margaret Thatcher.
Made of cast iron.
Comes with lethal handbag. Press button and voice says ‘We are a grandmother’. Complete the set by ordering model of Ronald Reagan and double bed.
Transforms from President to Speaker of the House! With Lifelike Hair[sup]®[/sup]
Elendil said:
Margaret Thatcher
Geronimo!
Me too.
Er, Thomas Edison.
Comes with all the same accessories as the Nicola Tesla figure, but also comes with the patents.
Rudyard Kipling
Carries the White Man’s Burden ™, available separately.
Rene Descartes.
Is an action figure, ergo it doesn’t think, therefore it isn’t.
Prince Albert (fears where this will be taken)