A “bridge movie?” That makes even less sense than “The Hobbit 2.” What would that even include? Nothing happens!
–oh wait, after consulting Appendix B, I now see how wrong I was. There’s easily material for a blockbuster sequel.
2950: The Birth of Finduilas! Of course, the kids will go nuts for that. I think everyone’s been waiting to see the origin story of Finduilas.
2951: Three of Sauron’s Nazgul retake Dol Guldur! And this time, it’s personal! Also, Elrond reveals to Aragorn his true name. Aragorn’s true name, that is. ‘Estel’ is actually Sindarin for “Hey you.”
2953: The White Council debates the Ring! Man, this is all pure box-office gold. Why didn’t Peter Jackson start with this stuff instead of LOTR?
2976: The marriage of Finduilas! Oh my god, this is so romantic! It’s Finduilas again! How she’s grown!
2980: Er… Gollum “becomes acquainted with Shelob.” Erm. Wow. Yeah, that’s definitely… Wow.
Any hoo…
2983: The birth of Samwise! There’s an essential chapter. Because otherwise we would have no idea whether he was actually born, or else perhaps grown inside a mud cocoon like the Orcs. You can see how all this would play out so well on widescreen.
2988: Finduilas dies young! OH SHIT! What the hell?! Not Finduilas! Dear sweet Finduilas! She had so much potential. This is the stuff of epic tragedy right here. Man.
What else? Hmm… Balin the dwarf goes to Moria, because he’s an idiot. And Saruman finally looks in the palantir, because he is also an idiot. Wonder if Christopher Lee will reprise that role after all? And… that’s pretty much it.
Still, a rich tapestry to work with. Most of it, of course, is the story of Finduilas. As it should be, really. The character of Finduilas really leaps out as the keystone of the whole narrative linking The Hobbit to LOTR. After seeing The Hobbit, people are going to be crying out as they leave, “But what of Finduilas?” I envision Charlize Theron in the role. Actually I just envision Charlize Theron. Pretty much all the time. In a diaphanous elven gown. I think that’s just my personal deal though.
In summary: Finduilas!