Since I don’t have a piano, one piano repairman would be odd, two would be puzzling, but three or more would start to worry me.
Next: Ventriloquists (with dummies)
one…chiropracters
There isn’t a chiropractor in the room with me now and I’m creeped out at the thought of one, so my answer is zero.
And in this corner… Velociraptors
1 velociraptor is enough. Prehistoric beasts just don’t belong in a room, ya know?
Next up – ten year old bichon frises.
Oh, great! I get velociraptors. I knew it – there’s a conspiracy. 1 would do it, OK?
How about sea otters?
One would definately be enough to have me clawing at the door.
Fluffy wittle kittens
Okay, that was to the Velociraptor. Sea otters, it would take at least 20.
I would probably need at least 2 dozen fluffy wittle kittens.
Next up: Wal-Mart door greeters
Fluffy wittle kittens? Is this in the same room as the 30 drooling Labs? Then one would do it. I like kittens and I just wouldn’t want to wittness it.
Other than that, oh, 196 I’d imagine.
Necks: Next!
I mean Next: Necks! Chicken necks, to be specific, a la Ralph Wiggum. Does that count? It’s part of a living thing. If it’s not allowed the just go with how many Ralph Wiggums’s’s’s’s
walmart door greeters, hmmm…I worked at wal-mart over the summers while in college, so I know for a fact from store meetings that it’s higher than four. I think 9 would be enough to frighten me.
Next: chipmunks with distemper
Due to the fact that a chipmunk, distemper or no, is essentially a hacky sack with limbs, I wouldn’t be too afraid. Maybe 50.
Next up: professional hockey players.
This requires a variable answer. In street clothes: 28. In uniform with sticks: 14. Wearing a goalie mask: 1.
Next up: 6" baby alligators
More than half a dozen baby gators would be too many to keep an eye on, 'specially if your toes are as tasty as mine…
OK, how about Certified Public Accountants?
Ah, CPAs, the unsung foot-soldiers of our capitalist system. If I were a CEO of a larger coporation right now, 1 o’ them suckers would have me peeing my pants, esp if he or she were a G-man or woman. But, given I’m an insignificant peon, I say
"Let’s rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrumble!"
It’d take at least 3.
Alright, how about Sweet Carolines?
I like the song, but one Sweet Caroline would be enough to scare me.
Women scare me, and I am one. :eek:
How many tourists?
More than 15 is scary. That how may fit in an airport shuttle van. Mor etha 15 and you’ll need more tha one vehicle to get rid of them.
Okay, traffic cones.
Traffic cones. Hmmmm… I’ll say 147 would do it.
Next: Hayley-Mills-portrayed twins (sorry, watching The Parent Trap and they’re booby-trapping the tent)
Hey, uh, ** Roadwalker**…Traffic cones aren’t a living thing. At least not the ones around here…
I’ll be obvious and say it would take two Hayley Mills portrayed twins to freak me out.
Roadwalker may be thinking of the traffic cones that Buzz & friends used for camouflage to cross a busy street in Toy Story 2. I’d say that just one cone bopping across the floor in my room would throw me for a loop.
Now, how many Democrats?
I don’t have a problem with democrats per se…It’s just politicians that I have the problem with. One politician would be scary, because then he would actually try to talk to me. Give me two or more, however, from opposing parties, and they can just argue amongst themselves without me. Oh, and if the democrat is Clinton…one is MORE than enough.
Next: cranky toddlers