I only made one list. Can I whine too? Maybe I’m just not prolific enough.
Aha, you’ve made my list more than once. What are you damning everyone to hell for? Sheesh! 
I don’t get on the lists either. Well, I made a few guys crush lists, but that was because of Sassy, actually. She took the picture of me that appears on the People Pages, and ended up making me look better than I actually do!
I can’t damn anyone to hell anymore. Several Dopers actually showed up at my house on Saturday! That makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside. Of course, I could just be hung over.
List, schmist. I certainly don’t need to be on some silly list to feel good about myself. No siree.
Right? Anyone? Anyone?
Damn you all to Hell for leaving me out!
damn you all to hell I was left out
Well, no one ever noticed me either…
(but then again maybe it’s because I don’t deserve it… there’s nothing particularly special about me)
But you ARE on the list! Where the hell have you people been? Don’t you read anything around here? Sheesh!
Byz who is on what list? To what list do you refer? I want to be on a list dammit. Screw all these other losers…if I can just get on one list then I will soar above these other poor bastards. 
aha, you were on MY crush list! Jeez! You’re also on my:
Favorite Aging Rock Star List
Favorite Guys Who Got Cecil To Say Hi To Me List
Favorite Shameless Beggars List
Favorite Guys Who I Wish Had Taught Music At My School When I Went To School List
Favorite Guys With Really Short Usernames List
But I guess my lowly opinion doesn’t count for diddly anymore. Wah!
I’m not on any list. I tell myself it’s because I’m too new to have gotten noticed yet, and that’s OK, but that excuse is only going to be good for another couple months.
mojo57: get this, a few weeks ago we were at a picnic playing Giant Soccer (i.e. soccer with a 4-ft-diameter ball) with a bunch of little kids. I was the last person taller than 4 feet to be picked. Sigh.
Hey Persephone! You’re on MY list! How could you not be after that great party???
Of course, Mrs X is at the top of my list.
Aside from all that, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! I’M NOT ON A LIST!!!
I’ve been on this board for less than a week so I don’t expect to be on anyone’s list, but here I am.
claims to fame
- IRL my nickname is vrooooom
- i can recite racing facts from the past five years without blinking and i know a nascar driver almost personally and am related to another one … this does me no good here but it might be good somewhere else
- i got a 1520 out of 1600 on my sat and a 33 out of 36 on my act
- i can play the thunder rolls by garth brooks on acoustic guitar perfectly
- i can play almost anything by ear if you don’t mind it sounding like crap the first few times
- i have three first names
TVeblen said:
<sigh> At least you can type very quickly. I’m terrible at that.
If I used a sig, I’d ask if I could appropriate that for it, Veb.
xploder said:
<pulls out shotgun> So you’rewhy she divorced me…
Damn Straight Buddie…
I’m the original wallflower. I get ignored my diseases. Women run screaming from me. Kids avoid me. Cats and Dogs slink away. Plants wither in my presence.
Oh well… at least they say Hi on IRC. I mean, techchick talked to me once. 
And all the others. They said hi. Doesn’t that count for something? Really?
xploder said:
Here, tell her she forgot this. <gives xploder the shotgun>