MPSIMS:
Like to point out mistakes? Hate to be criticized?
Quote…unquote game.
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Please help me to be pretentious!
I am the center of the universe. Period.
The whole point of the thread is two thread titles one immediately after the other, the juxtaposition of which is the source of unintentional humor.
I tend to do my looking in View New Posts rather than lurking in one or two specific fora, so I do get some entertaining cross-forum juxtapositions, such as:
$2,000 for sex with…
Homosexuals in primitive societies – How did they make a place for themselves?
The first is from IMHO, the second from GQ, but they appeared one right after the other (and in the above order) when I searched for new posts. Obviously, it’s possible to cheat and claim juxtapositions that didn’t happen, but you always run the risk of some pedant calling you on it.
In Cafe Society-
OK, I never read ‘‘Moby Dick,’’ so tell me…
Homoeroticsm in Moby Dick?
OK, I never read ‘‘Moby Dick,’’ so tell me. . .
Elizabeth Taylor’s eye color
Just spotted this one in MPSIMS:
A fine fine day it is in Seattle, Washington, USA
I woke up to gunshots!
Ask A Bra Professional…
You knew it was coming…Gals, could you take your mom in a fight?
In MPSIMS:
The Official New York RibFest Thread
Worst culinary disasters
MPSIMS:
My dog was in the newspaper!
Help me NOT kill my singing cat.
Sequential in “new posts:”
I’m seeing entirely too many Hummers on the road!
Why hate the Clintons so much?
Bill O’Reilly is the Devil! Or is he…
Pearl Jam Drummin’
In MPSIMS:
Are there any Lightworkers here?
Only in Canada, you say?
In MPSIMS:
Worst Culinary Disasters
UUHHGG! I just bit into a BIG SPIDER!!!
MPSIMS:
Anyone want to play Diplomacy?
ask the Jewish settler
In IMHO:
Would you use someone else’s toothbrush?
Things that are just worth the extra money.
So I’m eating my first Atkins lunch…
Yep, I got me some prairie dogs, ‘n I’m a headin’ for the swap meet!
In order to make the restroom into an enjoyable experience…
It’s official. I can’t feed the squirrels anymore.
Both found in MPSIMS
MPSIMS:
Stuff your s/o does just to embarass you
A tale involving gravity, urine and a cell phone
“Uh, honey, everyone’s staring…”
How about…
Hillary’s Book…Will You Read It?
$2,000 for Sex With…
Or maybe…
Women Changing Flat Tires
How’d Hillary Do?
In New Posts
Why do women cheat?
Matter and energy
Phlosphr submits to getting a CAT! The day of reckoning has arrived
We’re engaged
Not really funny, just a game of word association in Cafe Society:
What is the worst work of William Shakespeare?
The Shakespeare adaptations you’d love to see
Is it just me, or does the last 30 minutes of ADAPTATION suck ass?