The "I'm not feeling clever enough to name cleverly a sequential threads" thread

MPSIMS:
"Shaven Heads "
"Worst culinary disasters "

also…

“A tale involving gravity, urine, and a cell phone”
“Don’t Let Monks Sell Roses !!!”

Just saw this in the Pit and I larfed:

Excuse me, but do I look like Darth Vader?
Sigh…yes, you are VERY VERY fat.
From MPSIMS:
I’m eating better than I thought…
There are peacocks in my cul de sac!!

IMHO:

“Funny Things said during lovemaking/intimate moments…”
10 words every high school graduate should know.

and in MPSIMS:

I’m eating better than I thought.
Scumballs.
I love broccoli.

From MPSIMS:

Teach me to use makeup
Shaven Heads
I want to work for the prison service. Am I crazy?

Seen in my inbox:

Valedictiorians and the people who suck them off
I am seeing entirely too many Hummers on the road!

>Obviously, it’s possible to cheat and claim juxtapositions that
>didn’t happen, but you always run the risk of some pedant
>calling you on it.

I can’t find this thread (Yes, I have no life and am wasting time checking each one. Why do you ask?)

>You knew it was coming…Gals, could you take your mom in a fight?

Mpsims right now.

I have the cutest baby ever
Admit it!

spit

Cheating, as these were actually in the reverse order when I saw them, but I couldn’t resist:

Where can i find info on new medical drugs being invented?
Famous drug-abusing country singers