Say hi to our new ape messiah. Was this in the Book of Revelations?
Sometimes vasectomies don’t work for humans. Can’t see why it wouldn’t be the same for chimps.
Because that takes all the fun out of it. You and your facts.
First Komodo dragons, now chimpanzees…
runs off to grab his rosary, rabbit’s foot, and magic beans
“The baby chimpanzee was named Tracy and she and her mother are doing fine, Brent said.”
Tracy. How boring. Why not something like Maria Magdalena or Kali or Shekinah?
It’s not the Immaculate Conchimption, it’s the Chimpirgin Birth. The Immaculate Conchimption is the Chimpolic belief that the Virgin Teresa was born free of sin.
Touché
And highly appropriate in light of the other thread currently running on the confusion that this term seems to produce.
I am Catholic so I do know the difference. I thought it flowed better. Its all about the marketing.
While the offender awaits his second vasectomy, I sincerely hope he employs the viable if unsatisfactory alternative of coitus chimpterruptus.