Seeing the title of the thread “The Impossible Question” made me think of an old gag that people used to play on new recruits when I was in the service.
The joke was called “The Impossible Sit-Up”. Normally, to set the stage, a few guys would start whooping and hollering around a strange ritual. The private would be curious and go check it out. What he saw was a guy on his back, in sit-up position, with his arms by his sides. One guy held his feet and another held a shirt or bandanna or something like that across the guys eyes.(All of these people were in on it, BTW) Anyway, the point was to try to do one sit up with someone holding your head down. People would pretend to bet money and the bandanna holder would always let the decoy almost make it, so it looked do-able.
Now, you must understand, living in the barracks was like the eternal doldrums and when something like this happened, you had a hundred guys and girls yelling and screaming, all or most of them knowing what was going to happen.
Inevitably, one of the new kids would want to show how tough he was and go for the challenge. This part of the trick called for two additional assistants. Once the guy was down, and his eyes covered, someone would get real close with a camera. The other would stand over the guy and pull down his pants, so his ass was inches from sit-up dude’s face. The bandanna holder lets go of the bandanna and WHOP! Insert face-A into ass-B! By the time the camera flash died out, the whole building would be shaking from laughter and the red faced newbie would be hiding in his room under the bed.
Now, I know this is childish, and mean, and that you really shouldn’t put people through such embarassment. But, what the hell, I think it’s fuckin’ funny!
So, tell me, what did you do to embarass the new guy/girl?
“You both can suck my used tampons, you goat-raping, rat-stuffing inbred sons of a syphillitic gutterslut and a one-eyed midget named “Klaus”.”
–NTG
