The Incredible Hulk of Liberty

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Saw the best thing on my way to work this morning—a little kid (evidently an über-tourist) wearing one of those green foam-rubber Statue of Liberty crowns, along with a matching green, snarling Incredible Hulk mask!

I think the Incredible Hulk of Liberty should be our new national symbol: “Don’t get her mad . . .”

2

I think we should renovate the Statue. It’s already the proper color.

3

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free AND HULK SMASH!”

4

Boy you would really have to piss him off to get him 150 feet big.