For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 5.76 Thank you for taking the SaniTest™. Your score suggests that you are psychasthenic. A very interesting condition, it means you lack the capacity to resolve uncertainties, or resist phobias or compulsions even though you know they’re irrational. You may have trouble making decisions, or you may find yourself engaging in self-sabotaging behavior. Others who scored at this level include millionaire Howard Hughes and occultist/heretic Giordano Bruno.
Your score is:151
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 8.81 Well, there’s good news and bad news in your score. It indicates that you’re rather irretrievably insane, and that improvement is highly unlikely. But you don’t quite reach up into serial killer territory, so with luck you’ll find a niche in life where your madness can work for you. You might take an example from some others who scored this high, including healer/entrepreneur Alex Chiu and Pope John Paul II.
If you would like, you can add your score to the HPLHS Asylum so that friends and others can see what you are like (as if they don’t know already).
I guess this proves what my SO already knew…that I am the craziest of them all
INSANITY INDEX 7.33 Thank you for taking the SaniTest™. Your score indicates that you’re thoroughly demented. While this can be a debilitating condition, when coupled with above-average intelligence it makes for some very amusing situations. You can see things that other people don’t. Other notable people who scored at this level include musician Mick Jagger and inventor Dean Kamen.
I think I could have done better than that. I was going for an 8.
Your score is:141
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 8.07 This a solidly high score, and it indicates that you’re stark raving loco. People who score at this level have behavior and emotions that are highly unpredictable, and many of their ideas seem to come from left field. Other notable people who scored at this level include busty actress Adrienne Barbeau and physicist Stephen Hawking.
If you would like, you can add your score to the HPLHS Asylum so that friends and others can see what you are like (as if they don’t know already).
Your score is:128
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 7.11 Thank you for taking the SaniTest™. Your score indicates that you are markedly unstable. You likely have difficulty concentrating, occasionally make very bad choices, and are susceptible to dramatic mood swings that can lead to social embarrassment and/or gunplay. Other notable people who scored at this level include hard-drinking author Ernest Hemingway and incredibly wealthy murderer John DuPont.
BWAAAHAHAHAAAAHHHH! :dubious:
Sick enough to be dangerous, but smart enough to get away with it.
Tripler
I’m gonna go play with some C4 and beer now. Who wants to go with?
Your score is:109
INSANITY INDEX 5.69 Thank you for taking the SaniTest™. Your score indicates that you are buggy. That may seem like a frivolous term in this context, but you must bear in mind that the word ‘bug’ comes from an old Welsh word meaning ‘ghost,’ and was originally applied to people who were possessed by malevolent spirits or demons from hell. Buggy people should limit their exposure to the black arts of necromancy. Others who scored at this level include US attorney general John Ashcroft and soft-rock duo the Captain and Tenille.
See, I’m possessed! Anything dumb I do really isn’t my fault! I’m going to print this out to use in my defense if I’m ever in court…
INSANITY INDEX 6.28 This is a very special score. Although the SaniTest™ cannot provide you with a specific diagnosis, this score just reaches the level commonly referred to as ‘certifiable.’ This means that your family and/or loved ones, if you have any, would be able to have you legally locked away in an asylum at a moment’s notice in order to gain access to your money, your possessions, or just out of revenge for all the annoying things you do. Others who scored at this level include novelist James Joyce, philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, and none other than HP Lovecraft.
INSANITY INDEX 6.36 Your SaniTest™ score suggests that you are haywire. Your neural pathways seem to be oddly short-circuited, which can lead to alarming and/or amusing mishaps. You should be on the lookout for the signs of incipient megalomania, especially if you are the leader of a government. Others who scored at this level include former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher and newspaper mogul William Randolph Hearst.
Your score is:126
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 6.95 Thank you for taking the SaniTest™. There are regions on the spectrum of human madness that science has yet to penetrate, and you seem to be in one of those regions. You are what mental health professionals call ‘crazed.’ You might be susceptible to hallucinations, so make sure that the people you are talking to actually exist. Others who scored at this level include former Russian president Boris Yeltsin and domestic mogul Martha Stewart.
Your score is:125
INSANITY INDEX 6.88 Thank you for taking the SaniTest™. There are levels of madness which don’t fit neatly into the rigid classifications of ‘science,’ and you appear to be on one of those levels. But mental health workers do have a word for people who score at this level: nutbag. Other notable people who scored this high include tenor Luciano Pavarotti and former Japanese emperor Hirohito.
Your score is:121
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 6.58 Thank you for taking the SaniTest™. Your score suggests that you are completely unbalanced. This is not a terribly serious condition, and can even be rather charming if not mixed with a violent temper or serious subtance abuse problem. Others who scored at this level include publisher Larry Flynt and famed explorer Ferdinand Magellan.
