Spark.com Unintelligence Test

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I was amazed how right this test was about me–especially after I dismissed the misses and focused on the hits :wink:

The Test Results Are In! “You are a smooth chick.”

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 65% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn’t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

“Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 65% Un-telligent

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The Test Results Are In!

“Your score is very low.”

Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

29% Un-telligent!

which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor her score.

(I love this part)

"But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 67% chance that she will end up in prison! Bwaahahahahahaha!!

“Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 29% Un-telligent

And as always, we publish overall test statistics:
1244163 people have taken the un-telligence test

Of all takers, 52% were female and 48% were male

Currently, males are averaging higher!

The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!

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You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 75% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%.

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn’t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence.

The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 75% Un-telligent

“human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein

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The Test Results Are In! “You are a smooth chick.”

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

67% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

“Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 67% Un-telligent
And as always, we publish overall test statistics:
1244862 people have taken the un-telligence test

Of all takers, 52% were female and 48% were male

Currently, males are averaging higher!

The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!

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You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

78% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

“Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 78% Un-telligent
And as always, we publish overall test statistics:
1245010 people have taken the un-telligence test

Of all takers, 52% were female and 48% were male

Currently, males are averaging higher!

The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!

She wasn’t sure what to do, so she looked at how the government did things and decided to run her life that way.

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The Test Results Are In!
“You kick ass.”

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

97% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn’t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

“Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 97% Un-telligent

And as always, we publish overall test statistics:

1245246 people have taken the un-telligence test

Of all takers, 52% were female and 48% were male

Currently, males are averaging higher!

The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!

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Here’s the link to the test: TheSpark.com Un-tellingence Test

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The Test Results Are In!
“You kick ass.”

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
74% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

“Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 74% Un-telligent

And as always, we publish overall test statistics:

                                      1246658 people have taken the un-telligence test

Of all takers, 52% were female and 48% were male
Currently, males are averaging higher!
The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!

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Ahem… let me fix that link.
TheSpark.com Un-tellignece Test

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Interesting, to say the least.

For the record, you are:

61% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn’t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

“Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 61% Un-telligent

What? Me worry?’

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The Test Results Are In!
“You kick ass.”

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
100% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence,and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities.
Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn’t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lot for his score.

“Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

          Final Score: 100% Un-telligent

And as always, we publish overall test statistics:

1252578 people have taken the un-telligence test

Of all takers, 52% were female and 48% were male

Currently, males are averaging higher!

The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!

…

So there!

I’m sorry, I cannot tell a lie. I took the test again after getting only 89% the first time. It was the bit about the mafia that I got wrong.

By the way, I’m new at this site (if you’re wondering where the fudge I came from).

I was intrigued by sombody’s UserName, “Kilgore Trout.”

Kurt Vonnegut kicks ass!

If you have anything to say about him, post somehting and I’ll contribute.

Ta ta, folks.

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Not bad. I think I’ll stay in the gene pool, until I’m more wrinkled than a prune, or at least until I sink like a stone.

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For the record, you are:

61% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 95% chance that he will end up in prison!

“Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 61% Un-telligent

Everybody got their Black and Decker… Blood and Fettuccini everywhere

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“You are a smooth chick.”
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

73% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn’t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

“Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 73% Un-telligent

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“You are a smooth chick.”

You have a knack for greatness. For the record, you are:100% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or
pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn’t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

“Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a
barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and
a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Interesting! I always knew I was a bit different!

I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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The Test Results Are In!
“Your score is very low.”
Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

50% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

"But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 50% chance that she will end up in prison!

“Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 50% Un-telligent

Oh well.

The one, the only, the amazing.

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All right! I have something in common with PCW!

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“I get along well with everybody.” --I.M.F.

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The Test Results Are In!

“You are a smooth chick.”
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 66% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with
confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"The subject shows an above average level of
intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lot for her score.

"But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor
inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 53% chance that she will end up in prison!

“Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 66% Un-telligent

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The Test Results Are In!
“You kick ass.”

You have a knack for greatness. For the record, you are:

70% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

“Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 70% Un-telligent

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The Test Results Are In!
“You kick ass.”

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 90% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn’t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

“Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 90% Un-telligent

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The Test Results Are In! “You kick ass.”

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 72% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

“Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

Final Score: 72% Un-telligent
> God-like morality? Sounds okay to me :slight_smile: