Uncle… pardon my keen sense of observation, but didn’t you leave out a paragraph in your posted results… or did you just not want to let us in on your violent tendencies? 
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
“You’re normal!”
For the record, you are:
65% Un-telligent! which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.
“Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”
Final Score: 65% Un-telligent
Is this saying I need to lose morality in order to survive? Interesting concept.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
The Test Results Are In!
“You kick ass.”
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 75% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.
“Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”
Nothing about violence levels for me, either.
JMCJ
“John C., it looks like you have blended in very nicely.”
-UncleBeer
The Test Results Are In!
**"You kick ass."**
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 77% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with
confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.
“Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”
Final Score: 77% Un-telligent
PCW, not everyone got a violence paragraph (I know I didn’t get one). Perhaps it’s only the extremes (completely violent or completely non-violent) who get it?
Just letting you know that I am the chick, who, around 18 years ago, got 100% on this Untelligence Test when I was a 19-year-old uni student who loved visiting TheSpark.com. I really wish I could find the test again and see if I get the same result again!
Can we assume that the reason you waited until now to comment is because you’ve been, as predicted by the test, in prison for the last 18 years?