So exactly how weird are all of you people?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So here’s the timewaster test for the day. The **Weirdness Test **.

I’m counting on some of you Dopers scoring really high on the Weirdness scale here.

[sub]Okay. I admit it. I gave it to all my friends, and nobody I know is weirder than I am. sigh[/sub]

So, anyway…there’s gotta be somebody out there weirder than I am. :smiley:

[sub]And for the record, my score is: You answered “yes” to 70 of 116 questions, making you 39.7% weirdness pure (60.3% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Certifiably Weird - It’s amazing you can understand humans at all!
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Good luck, all. :slight_smile:

-Stil

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Sorry, I only said yes to 51 questions:

You answered “yes” to 51 of 116 questions, making you 56.0% weirdness pure (44.0% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Highly ‘Out There’ - But at least you can walk among us (if you’re careful).

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52/116. 44.8%

My rating:
Highly ‘Out There’ - But at least you can walk among us (if you’re careful).

Zev Steinhardt

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Jeez, I only answered yes to 23 questions, thus making me a mere 19.8% weird.

I am considered “Slightly Weird”.

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You answered “yes” to 25 of 116 questions, making you 78.4% weirdness pure (21.6% weirdness corrupt).

According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is: Quirky - In a somewhat disturbing way.

I had no idea! :smiley:

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Here is the result of your Weirdness Purity Test.

You answered “yes” to 19 of 116 questions, making you 83.6% weirdness pure (16.4% weirdness corrupt).

According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Slightly Weird - You’re weird, but not too weird, a very comfortable place to be.

Just great. I’m described using the word “comfortable” once again.

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Here is the result of your Weirdness Purity Test.
You answered “yes” to 42 of 116 questions, making you 63.8% weirdness pure (36.2% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Other Worldly - Welcome to Earth!

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So far I win on the not weird scale I only answered yes to 15 so I’m…Slightly Weird - You’re weird, but not too weird, a very comfortable place to be.
And the sad thing is that I was hoping to be weird :frowning: hmph I hate being normal.

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Here is the result of your Weirdness Purity Test.
You answered “yes” to 31 of 116 questions, making you 73.3% weirdness pure (26.7% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Quirky - In a somewhat disturbing way.
Friends have been telling me this for YEARS!!! Describe LadyVenom…

Um, Quirky!!

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Aw… I was hoping for a bit higher…

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Just because my fuzzy Cthulu rides with me in the passenger seat does NOT make me weird (still waiting for Goth Cthulu to show up as promised).

Just because I have a realistic plastic gecko on my dashboard (scares the bejeebers out of the car wash guys!) does NOT make me weird.

Just because my new catch phrase is "Does this look infected to you? (from “Lilo and Stitch”!) does NOT make me weird.

Just because I have a headless zebra on my keyring (it’s ceramic, it broke) does not make me weird.

(Okay, maybe the fact that I colored the stump with a red Sharpie does.)

Am I really that weird?

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And the new Weirdest Doper Award is currently being held by Screech-owl. Congrats. I was beginning to think I was the only one. :smiley:

*Hands Screech-owl a fairly large trophy with the inscription “You Are The Weirdest Doper” across the front. *

[sub]mutter Now if I want the trophy back, I have to go have sex in a graveyard…[/sub]

:wink:

-Stil

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Wow. Thanks. And I didn’t even check the “sex in a graveyard” (eeewwwwwww!) category.

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quirky - I can live with that

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Well, I’m not that wierd. :slight_smile:

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Quirky - that’s me.

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::covers Weirdest with sticky label saying Most Eclectic::

Much better.

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answered 37.

Doesnt this seem to be more of a “dork” than a “weird” test?

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only 31 questions answered…According to this test I’m far more normal than I would have suspected.

I must admit that I am a bit suspicious about the methodology in this questionaire to “determine” weirdness. I noticed that many of the items on the “test” seemed to pertain to unusual sexual deviance or interest in/knowledge of very mainstream Scifi/Fantasy references. Are these even to be considered “weird?” I mean, think about what they DIDN’T ask! I still listen to (and enjoy) the eighties band ‘Men At Work’ AND I love to sing songs by Lyle Lovett and Barry Manillo at Kareoke bars - yet this “test” didn’t have a place to take this information into account. I love Pop Rocks and Boo Berry Cereal. I’m politically left of center AND I like NFL football. I give narrated sight seeing tours for a living! Gosh - I listen to Allan Holdsworth and Bill Frisell damnit! That must count for some amount of “weirdness”…

I guess I’m just not “weird” enough in the conventional ways to be considered “weird” by this particular test maker.

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::smacks mouthbreather gently with a foam-covered, non-lethal part of her trophy::