Only 15.97633% Geek. 
I HAVE…
always hated mainstream
solved an entire 500+ piece puzzle
thought I could win a quiz show
corrected a salesperson on technical specs
I HAVE BEEN…
(nothing from this list)
I HAVE… (2)
criticized normality
gone to the movies alone
regularly
I HAVE READ…
Douglas Adams
J.R.R. Tolkien
books on math/science outside class
software/computer language books
I WANT…
a real lightsaber
a date
Leia or Amidala (Amidala)
more friends
I BELIEVE…
that anything can be fixed
I ROUTINELY WATCH…
bonus features on DVDs
I HAVE SEEN (2+ courier)…
Bladerunner
Highlander: the movie
The Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
The Matrix
Any Monty Python movie
TRON
All Star Trek movies
The Star Wars Trilogy
Star Wars Episode I and II
Weird Science
I OWN…
5+ of the above movies on DVD
a few gaming books
1 or 2 computers
binoculars
laser pointer
I WANT TO BE (OR HAVE BEEN)…
a wizard
a physicist
I LIKE TO…
play with words/sounds
browse the dictionary to learn new words
turn on my computer first thing in the morning
use 1280x1024 or higher
program
make people think I’m weird
learn on my own
I PLAY…
music that nobody else listens to, ever
no sports
an excessive amount of computer games
I WEAR…
(nothing from this list)
I COLLECT…
(nothing from this list)
I HAVE… (3)
cracked software
built a computer
destroyed things just to see how they work (all the time as a kid, much to the dismay of the owners of said things)
played video/computer games for 12+ hours straight
created a website
submitted my personal website to search engines
dated someone over the internet
I KNOW…
C++
Java
BASIC
ASCII
HTML and/or JavaScript
what http:// stands for
what dpi stands for
what E=mc2 means
the value of pi (to 10 digits) (well I used to. not any more. 3.141592765 or something)
more people online than in real life
that Aol is the Spawn of Satan
that Bill Gates is both God and Satan
how to use special functions on a scientific calculator
chemical symbols for 10+ elements
the difference between speed and velocity
the difference between nuclear fission and fusion
what RAM and ROM stand for
who created MSDOS
who first implemented windows on their OS
what a “patch” means in computer terms
what the blue screen of death means
I KNOW… (2)
5+ Food TV hosts
5+ Star Trek characters
the odd/even number rule of Star Trek movies
that the new millennium started in 2001
extensive, useless trivia
that the answer is 42
BONUS ROUND
I think this Geek Test is really cool * (well it is)