::and smacks the computer monitor with said-same trophy for swtiching the “submit reply” and “preview reply” buttons when she wasn’t looking::
I’ll take “weird” over “dork” any day.
**You answered “yes” to 21 of 116 questions, making you 81.9% weirdness pure (18.1% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Slightly Weird - You’re weird, but not too weird, a very comfortable place to be. **
Comfortable? More like dull - I admit a few of my yes answers were marginally accurate… I’m so conventional.
That’s about what I figured, except I am weird enough to think that they did not ask the right questions! 
~V
Hehe.
And I just realized that my prior post could have been construed as insulting, when that wasn’t my intent. I refer to myself as dorky all the time when I am obsessing over something, or when I am going into great detail about something that others either don’t care about or don’t understand.
But, kind of what guitarmax_99 said. Being interested in sci-fi and obsessing over TV shows and knowing about monty python and Cthulu isn’t weird. It’s dorky.
Please realize that some of my best friends are dorks, and I often invite dorks into my home…
Heh. But still, I must do this.
::smacks mouthbreather with her plush cuddly Cthulu doll::
I am not obsessed. I am just very very very very very focused.
I got a decent “65.5% weirdness pure (34.5% weirdness corrupt),” though I think I could have scored higher if the test wasn’t skewed towards anamorphic fans. There were several questions I could have easily answered “yes” to if it was for toy collectors and/or Transformers fans, for instance.
Hmmm. Let me get this straight:
- mouthbreather implied I am a dork.
- mouthbreather stated:
therefore…
PARTY AT mouthbreather’s PLACE!!! Wooohooooo!!!
Packing list:
- Star Trek “Monopoly” set
- “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” LPs
- deck of “Salvador Dali” playing cards
- complete works of Jan Brunvald (makes for an interesting game of charades)
- “Monty Python” scripts
Note to self:
- Pick up a few more street signs on the way to mouthbreather’s place
- renew AAA membership to unlock keys from inside car.
- pick up more mice for ball python
- put collectible plates in dishwasher
Here is the result of your Weirdness Purity Test.
You answered “yes” to 58 of 116 questions, making you 50.0% weirdness pure (50.0% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Highly ‘Out There’ - But at least you can walk among us (if you’re careful).
Bother. I should be weirder than that! I agree with guitarmaxx_99, some of the questions don’t seem to truly determine weirdness. I’d add
1.Have you ever eaten in McDonald’s in full costume with a bunch of people in armour?
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(If you are over 10) Do you skip arm in arm with friends down main streets while singing?
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Have you ever taken any of your one gross of stuffed animals to a lecture or religious service?
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Did you explain the lecture or service to the stuffed animal in a whisper, while listening?
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Do you have more than one sword?
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Do you have more than one cape?
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Can you recite the banter from every single episode of MST3000?
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Have you ever made clothes out of duct tape?
Yes to 18 questions.
They definately didn’t ask the right questions.
BEST. PARTY. EVER.
I shall be on the intenet voicing my happiness over this matter momentarily.
THANK you.
Other Worldly - Welcome to Earth
Hmm… this seems to be my kind of test, as I’m forever telling people I’m weird. Let’s see what happens…
You answered “yes” to 22 of 116 questions, making you 81.0% weirdness pure (19.0% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Slightly Weird - You’re weird, but not too weird, a very comfortable place to be.
Guess I can live with that.
F_X
only 31 questions answered…According to this test I’m far more normal than I would have suspected.
I must admit that I am a bit suspicious about the methodology in this questionaire to “determine” weirdness. I noticed that many of the items on the “test” seemed to pertain to unusual sexual deviance or interest in/knowledge of very mainstream Scifi/Fantasy references. Are these even to be considered “weird?” I mean, think about what they DIDN’T ask! I still listen to (and enjoy) the eighties band ‘Men At Work’ AND I love to sing songs by Lyle Lovett and Barry Manillo at Kareoke bars - yet this “test” didn’t have a place to take this information into account. I love Pop Rocks and Boo Berry Cereal. I’m politically left of center AND I like NFL football. I give narrated sight seeing tours for a living! Gosh - I listen to Allan Holdsworth and Bill Frisell damnit! That must count for some amount of “weirdness”…
I guess I’m just not “weird” enough in the conventional ways to be considered “weird” by this particular test maker.
You answered “yes” to 40 of 116 questions, making you 65.5% weirdness pure (34.5% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Other Worldly - Welcome to Earth!
Here is the result of your Weirdness Purity Test.
You answered “yes” to 37 of 116 questions, making you 68.1% weirdness pure (31.9% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Other Worldly - Welcome to Earth!
If it weren’t for Lovecraft and Star Trek, I would have come across as completely bland, instead of just mostly bland.
1.Have you ever eaten in McDonald’s in full costume with a bunch of people in armour?
All the time…they look at you a lot more strangely at higher-priced restaurants.
2. (If you are over 10) Do you skip arm in arm with friends down main streets while singing?
Yes.
3. Have you ever taken any of your one gross of stuffed animals to a lecture or religious service?
Ummm…I had to have my gross of stuffed animals burned at the stake…[sub]mutter Long story…no need to go into it now…but I guess the burning could be considered a religious service…[/sub]
4. Did you explain the lecture or service to the stuffed animal in a whisper, while listening?
My stuffed animals always knew too much anyw-, er, um, no, no, I never did that.
5. Do you have more than one sword?
Let’s see. counts fingers One, two, three, four, five, six, seven…yeah, that’s more than one.
6. Do you have more than one cape?
Does a full-circle cloak count? I know I’ve got at least two…
7. Can you recite the banter from every single episode of MST3000?
Nope. Can’t do that one. Yet.
8. Have you ever made clothes out of duct tape?
Well, yeah. But if you have to do that kind of thing, electrical tape is much more comfortab…er… :smack: Never mind. Oversharing. Two beer penalty. Back five yards. I’ll just be, um, going now.
-Stil
I think owning a copy of the Necronomicon is worth more than one tick. Ho hum - Only 22.4% weird here.
You answered “yes” to 66 of 116 questions, making you 43.1% weirdness pure (56.9% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Certifiably Weird - It’s amazing you can understand humans at all!
Damn! I was hoping for a higher score.