I’m 56.0 weirdness pure.
Well, admittance is the first step towards the healing process. Better go steal a road sign, then.
You answered “yes” to 31 of 116 questions, making you 73.3% weirdness pure (26.7% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Quirky - In a somewhat disturbing way.
That explains why a lot of people look away when I look at them.
Yes, I’m one of the infiltrators for the Army of Madness - I walk amongst the normals, appearing as one of them, preparing for the day when we ride out on our war kangaroos, slaying all insurance reps and human resource managers with our stuffed Cthulhu dolls and fully automatic Slinky™ guns.
Let the Kaos begin!
Yay yay, I seem to be right, I am weird, deep down, and weird enough for everyone.
I got:
*You answered “yes” to 10 of 116 questions, making you 91.4% weirdness pure (8.6% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Dangerously Normal - Careful, this test may influence you in a weird way. *
Geez, am I still allowed to post here?
I an apparently 30.2% weird - “According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Quirky - In a somewhat disturbing way.”
Sounds about right.
The ‘Certifiably Weird’ crowd gains another member. 68 out 116 “yes” answers. What’s sad is that the Technology link on Question 107 was highlighted as an already visited link (www.ugeek.com). This test seems kinda skewed towards Chthulu fans (er, screech, where can I pick up a fuzzy Chthulu?)
Lessee, for the party I can bring my LOTR chess set, authentic latex Michael Myers Halloween mask, Monty Python Instant Collection 6 CD set, wonder gizmo for unlocking car doors sans keys, and Joe Bob Briggs Goes to the Drive-In movie review guide.
You answered “yes” to 53 of 116 questions, making you 54.3% weirdness pure (45.7% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Highly ‘Out There’ - But at least you can walk among us (if you’re careful).
You answered “yes” to 25 of 116 questions, making you 78.4% weirdness pure (21.6% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is: Quirky - In a somewhat disturbing way.
Quirky?..Quirky?!
Is that all?
I’m so disappointed in myself. 
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Horseflesh *
… (er, screech, where can I pick up a fuzzy Chthulu?)
/
[QUOTE]
I’m no screech, but I found the plush Cthulhu here at the Toy Vault .
…and you can order one from here …
Piffle; I bought mine at B. Dalton. Kind of boring, really; none of the spells ever worked for me. 
Oh, me?
Yeah, that’s about right. I’m not nearly as normal as my RL friends think I am, I think.
You answered “yes” to 47 of 116 questions, making you 59.5% weirdness pure (40.5% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Other Worldly - Welcome to Earth!
(of course they left out some relevant questions, didn’t they?)
I’m 45 out of 116 for a 38.5% weirdness corrupt or another Other Worldly. Well, at least I seem to be in good company.
Fortunately they didn’t ask anything about regularly discussing science fiction, religion, etc. In a hot tub. With a writer. Of what some would consider a diametrically opposed religion. Then, of course there’s “How many swords do you own and do you actually use them?”
CJ
You answered “yes” to 43 of 116 questions, making you 62.9% weirdness pure (37.1% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is: Other Worldly - Welcome to Earth!
To shed further light on this score, i was just listening to Crowded House, and just put in A Perfect Circle, Mer de Noms.
galen ubal, you just HAD to post that link where I could see it…
Now I gotta wait til Novemeber for Nyarlethotep. :mad: At least Cthulu will have another car buddy come December.
::bookmarks page::
But Just think, screech-owl, you’ll be able to give cuddly Nyarlethotep dolls out for Christmas! Not to mention to Santa Cthulhu…
“You better watch out,
you better not cry.
You better not pout,
I’m telling you why;
Cthulhu’s comin’ to bite off your face…”
Here is the result of your Weirdness Purity Test.
You answered “yes” to 30 of 116 questions, making you 74.1% weirdness pure (25.9% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Quirky - In a somewhat disturbing way.
I can live with quirky.
At a comic store in Toronto, they have a little Cthulhu mounted on their cash register, with a sign that says, “Pikachu’s Elder Brother”. My friend who write comics books has a biggish stuffed Cthulhu. She’s name it Cthulhubert.
It’s really difficult getting on and off buses wearing a hoop skirt, you know?
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Do you build huge snow forts each winter?
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Do you have, “No, I’m not”, “Yes you are!” silly screaming matches in public with friends?
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Do you know who made up the Necronomicon?
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How about the Necrotelecomnicon?
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Okay, so you’ve skipped singing arm-in-arm down main streets… but did you do it in the main financial district while carrying stuffed animals?
Okay, okay, all these questions are geared towards upping my personal weirdness quotient… add your own!
Here is the result of your Weirdness Purity Test.
You answered “yes” to 116 of 116 questions, making you 0.0% weirdness pure (100.0% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
This is just too Weird, intradisunsublimationism!
Ok, I lied. But my original score was too low! If only they asked the right questions …