Somehow, I’m not the weirdest one here.
I thought it was amusing that one of the questions was “Do you not own a computer.”- I suppose you could be answering on a public computer or using a friend’s, but the correct answer is “what do you think bucko”.
Shall we sort the Dopers then? Just because I’m weird enough (well, “Quirky–in a somewhat disturbing way”) and I like lists and numbers, here we go in descending order of weirdness:
I didn’t include those who only reported the number of questioned answered, or those who admitted to lying. But, if’n you wanna have yourself added, tell us your “weirdness corrupt” percentage and I’ll squeeze you in. 
Here is the result of your Weirdness Purity Test.
You answered “yes” to 42 of 116 questions, making you 63.8% weirdness pure (36.2% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Other Worldly - Welcome to Earth!
Thanks. It’s a nice place to visit.
Good grief, I always knew there was a reason I felt different…
Here is the result of your Weirdness Purity Test.
You answered “yes” to 85 of 116 questions, making you 26.7% weirdness pure (73.3% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Certifiably Weird - It?s amazing you can understand humans at all!
"You answered “yes” to 34 of 116 questions, making you 70.7% weirdness pure (29.3% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Quirky - In a somewhat disturbing way. "
I’m happy with that!
You answered “yes” to 62 of 116 questions, making you 46.6% weirdness pure (53.4% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Certifiably Weird - It’s amazing you can understand humans at all!
Ha! and I had to SEW my own Cthulhu doll, non of that premade plush nonsense for me. (Of course, had I KNOWN I could conveniently order one online I wouldn’t have bothered with my franken-thulhu)
And sex in a graveyard isn’t too weird… it’s quiet, nobody bothers you except the tormented souls of the dead forced to see my naked body.
Actually, in my group of friends, I’m disturbingly mainstream. I’m not sure what this says about me or them.
Apparently, yes.
What I want to know is, who or what is Cthulhu, and why does everyone have a doll of it?
Cthulu is part of a series of horror stories by H.P. Lovecraft ('nuther link from google
Cthulu is part of his pantheon of gods (or beatiary, as the website calls it) far older than earth and the source of much terror and evil.
As for the doll, t’s marketing to an audience that wants it. The fact that there is a cute ‘n’ cuddly plush toy of an evil being is quite a bit to fathom, but goshdarnit, he is just so huggable in that state. I’ve yet to see a “Talking Buddha” (“With 10 new koans!”), “Action Jesus” (pull His string and He overturns the moneylenders tables!) or “Dance-with-Me Mary Magdalene” available on the market.
Stupid .9%…
Kinsey, this collection may or may not help… the bigger question is, how the hell do you pronounce that name?!
Here is the result of your <a href=“http://www.furrygames.com/weirdness.html” target="_blank">Weirdness Purity Test.</a>
You answered “yes” to 72 of 116 questions, making you 37.9% weirdness pure (62.1% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Certifiably Weird - It’s amazing you can understand humans at all!
Newest additions are bolded:
You answered “yes” to 37 of 116 questions, making you 68.1% weirdness pure (31.9% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Other Worldly - Welcome to Earth!
Wow…now if I only I knew the difference between weirdness pure and weirdness corrupt, I’d be all set.
Personally, I’ve always preferred Chi-Chi’s to McDonald’s when it comes to wearing full costume/armour. There’s something about eating quesadillas while garbed in a Renaissance dress…
Just try keeping the houppelande sleeves out of the salad bar at Shoney’s. Although I prefer a quaint English pub when I am in full cavalier.
Have either of you ever tried running in a farthingale and wood-and-steel reinforced Tudor corset? Especially to catch a bus? Wearing a French hood?
I answered yes to 34 of the 116 questions.
WEIRDNESS LEVEL: Quirky - In a somewhat disturbing way.
I’m much weirder than that, they just asked the wrong questions.
Sniff… I’m so proud.
Somewhat disturbing: That’s me!
You answered “yes” to 18 of 116 questions, making you 84.5% weirdness pure (15.5% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Slightly Weird - You’re weird, but not too weird, a very comfortable place to be.
Sure sounds like me…
You answered “yes” to 60 of 116 questions, making you 48.3% weirdness pure (51.7% weirdness corrupt). According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is: Certifiably Weird - It’s amazing you can understand humans at all!
I protest! I think that if this were a REAL test of weirdness, I would score SO much better.