So exactly how weird are all of you people?

[screech-owl]

*Originally posted by TVGuy *
**Sniff… I’m so proud. **

::smacks TVGuy with foam-covered, non-lethal part of trophy (for good measure)::

::keeps small, gold-plated, winged human figure (the one from the bottom left corner on the malachite base) as second-place souvenir::

Damned newbies, trying to out-weird me.

[screech-owl]

*Originally posted by Lissla Lissar *
**Have either of you ever tried running in a farthingale and wood-and-steel reinforced Tudor corset? Especially to catch a bus? Wearing a French hood? **

Wore a hoop skirt while driving a golf cart, but the golf cart wasn’t wearing any sort of head covering.

[Beighley]

Now I feel like a weirdo, when I was living in bliss not knowing I was weird!

You answered “yes” to 42 of 116 questions, making you 63.8% weirdness pure (36.2% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Other Worldly - Welcome to Earth!

[Stiletto]

*Originally posted by screech-owl *
**

::smacks TVGuy with foam-covered, non-lethal part of trophy (for good measure)::

::keeps small, gold-plated, winged human figure (the one from the bottom left corner on the malachite base) as second-place souvenir::
**

::Peels the Most Eclectic sticker off of the trophy and puts it on the base of the piece that screech-owl is keeping.:: I think at second place, you can keep the sticker…but I think TV Guy deserves the Weirdest Doper title.

-Stil

[sub] …wondering where screech-owl could have possibly been driving a golf-cart and wearing a hoop skirt…[/sub]

[kore]

You answered “yes” to 66 of 116 questions, making you 43.1% weirdness pure
(56.9% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Certifiably Weird - It’s amazing you can understand humans at all!

pout - I’m weirder than that, really!

… and I don’t know Stil - golf cart, hoopskirts… nah - no one we’d know would ever have done anything like that!

[Stiletto]

Hey. Is there at least a consolation prize for third place?

[sub] Not that I’ll necessarily stay in third place…just wondering…[/sub]

-Stil

[Stiletto]

Hey. Is there at least a consolation prize for third place?

[sub] Not that I’ll necessarily stay in third place…just wondering…[/sub]

-Stil

[Stiletto]

::blushes as he realizes that he’s already been relegated to fourth place. ::

1. TVGuy
   2)screech-owl
2. Hi Opal!

I guess I’ll just run off and be embarrased now. My first double post would end up being a screw-up.

-Stil

[BiblioCat]

*Originally posted by Ruffian *
**33. Kinsey, 8.6% weird …Dopers back away slowly **

Don’t I get a trophy for being in last place? Something ‘normal’ and tasteful of course.

Ow, ow, quit throwing all these stuffed animals at me!
What is this thing, anyway? Aww, he’s cute.
What’s his name? Cha-thu-loo?

[Pandora]

I may not be in the running for wierdest doper… but I’m wierder then Stiletto, and that’s got to count for something
You answered “yes” to 71 of 116 questions, making you 38.8% weirdness pure (61.2% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Certifiably Weird - It’s amazing you can understand humans at all!

[booklover]

*Originally posted by screech-owl *
** I’ve yet to see a “Talking Buddha” (“With 10 new koans!”), “Action Jesus” (pull His string and He overturns the moneylenders tables!) or “Dance-with-Me Mary Magdalene” available on the market. **

Screech, there’s a store down the street from where I work that sells Jesus and Sigmund Freud wind-up figures. They also have a Jesus “nodder” doll (the head bounces up and down). I’m sure you could market your ideas to them!

[Stiletto]

originally posted by Pandora
I may not be in the running for wierdest doper… but I’m wierder then Stiletto, and that’s got to count for something

Thanks, Pandora. I’m feeling more and more normal all the time. …[sub]Hey…waitaminute…if I’m not careful, I could end up like Kinsey…I don’t know if I could handle that. ;)[/sub]

::Tosses another plush Cthulhu doll in Kinsey’s direction, just for good measure.

-Stil

[Daerlyn]

You answered “yes” to 68 of 116 questions, making you 41.4% weirdness pure (58.6% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Certifiably Weird - It’s amazing you can understand humans at all!

[BiblioCat]

*Originally posted by Stiletto *
**…[sub]Hey…waitaminute…if I’m not careful, I could end up like Kinsey…I don’t know if I could handle that. ;)[/sub]

::Tosses another plush Cthulhu doll in Kinsey’s direction, just for good measure.

-Stil **

[Siege]

Lissla Lissar

Have either of you ever tried running in a farthingale and wood-and-steel reinforced Tudor corset? Especially to catch a bus? Wearing a French hood?

No, but I have had to explain to the young man who stopped to help me change a tire that there is a rather impressive looking rapier in the trunk (schlager for any other SCAdians looking in).

I also used to hope I’d run in to the young men who like to drive around and smash in mailboxes one night when I was coming home from an event in full garb. Who knows? I might have scared one or two of them into going on the wagon!

CJ

[Xavier]

screech-owl:

Just because my fuzzy Cthulu rides with me in the passenger seat does NOT make me weird (still waiting for Goth Cthulu to show up as promised). ).

Just because I have a realistic plastic gecko on my dashboard (scares the bejeebers out of the car wash guys!) does NOT make me weird.

Just because my new catch phrase is "Does this look infected to you? (from “Lilo and Stitch”!) does NOT make me weird.

Just because I have a headless zebra on my keyring (it’s ceramic, it broke) does not make me weird.

(Okay, maybe the fact that I colored the stump with a red Sharpie does.)

Am I really that weird?

I know I’m involved already and I shouldn’t be saying this but can you be my girlfriend?

Lissla Lissar: Here is the result of your Weirdness Purity Test. You answered “yes” to 58 of 116 questions, making you 50.0% weirdness pure (50.0% weirdness corrupt). According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Highly ‘Out There’ - But at least you can walk among us (if you’re careful).

Here’s what I don’t get. For me:

Here is the result of your Weirdness Purity Test. You answered “yes” to 46 of 116 questions, making you 60.3% weirdness pure (39.7% weirdness corrupt). According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Other Worldly - Welcome to Earth!

Why do I get a “Welcome to Earth!” when I answered only 46 of the necessary questions when Miss Lissar answers 58 and merely gets a “Highly Out There - But can still walk among us”?

screech-owl:

PARTY AT mouthbreather’s PLACE!!! Wooohooooo!!!

Packing list:

• Star Trek “Monopoly” set
• “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” LPs
• deck of “Salvador Dali” playing cards
• complete works of Jan Brunvald (makes for an interesting game of charades)
• “Monty Python” scripts

Note to self:

• Pick up a few more street signs on the way to mouthbreather’s place
• renew AAA membership to unlock keys from inside car.
• pick up more mice for ball python
• put collectible plates in dishwasher

::Xavier pants like a dog:: Hah hah hah hah…

Lodrain: I’m 56.0 weirdness pure. Well, admittance is the first step towards the healing process. Better go steal a road sign, then.

Here here bro. I’ll come with if you’ve got spare capacity in your scarecrow van.

screech-owl:

::smacks TVGuy with foam-covered, non-lethal part of trophy (for good measure)::

::keeps small, gold-plated, winged human figure (the one from the bottom left corner on the malachite base) as second-place souvenir::

Damned newbies, trying to out-weird me.

[Scooby voice]Raghf! Raghf! We my gwfwiend! We my gwfwiend![/Scooby voice]

Wore a hoop skirt while driving a golf cart, but the golf cart wasn’t wearing any sort of head covering.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Michael Ellis: I’m much weirder than that, they just asked the wrong questions.

I felt so too.

[Ruffian]

1. TVGuy, 73.3% weird …Still King!
2. screech-owl, 70.7% weird
3. OpalCat, 62.1% weird
4. Pandora, 61.2% weird
5. Stiletto, 60.3% weird
6. Daerlyn, 58.6% weird
7. NoUseForAName, 56.9% weird, Kore 56.9 % weird
8. Lokij, 53.4% weird
9. Juliefoolie, 51.7% weird, Hastur, 51.7% weird
10. Lissla Lissar, 50.0% weird
11. Cougarfang, 49.1% weird
12. LindyHopper, 48.3% weird
13. Kat, 45.7% weird
14. zev_steinhardt, 44.8% weird
15. MonsterM52, 44.0% weird, Lodrain, 44.0% weird
16. galen ubal, 42.2% weird
17. AHunter3, 40.5% weird, Grendel, 40.5% weird
18. cjhoworth, 38.5% weird
19. Politzania, 37.9% weird
20. anya marie, 37.1% weird, Morgyn 37.1% weird
21. Homebrew, 36.2% weird, LadyDragon 36.2% weird, Beighley 36.2% weird
22. rjung, 34.5% weird, ManGetOut, 34.5% weird
23. ResIpsaLoquitor, 31.9% weird, DoubtingRobert, 31.9% weird, booklover 31.9% weird
24. Broken Doll, 30.2% weird, Ruffian, 30.2% weird
25. Iguanaboy, 29.3% weird
26. Lady Venom, 26.7% weird, yojimboguy, 26.7% weird, Lsura, 26.7% weird
27. TroubleAgain, 25.9% weird
28. PlanMan, 25.0% weird
29. flapcats, 22.4% weird
30. Hillbilly Queen, 21.6% weird, Globe-trotter, 21.6% weird, Derleth 21.6% weird
31. interface2x, 19.8% weird
32. Flamsterette_X, 19.0% weird
33. FairyChatMom, 18.1% weird
34. Buck the Diver, 16.4% weird
35. HerMajestyLorna, 15.5% weird–Least weird DoperGal!
36. Kinsey, 8.6% weird --Still…uh…least weird guy. Here, have some khakis and a polo shirt.

[BiblioCat]

*Originally posted by Ruffian *
**35. HerMajestyLorna, 15.5% weird–Least weird DoperGal!
36. Kinsey, 8.6% weird --Still…uh…least weird guy. Here, have some khakis and a polo shirt. **

Nope, I’M the least weird Doper Gal.
Sorry, Lorna.

And I already have on a polo shirt. And khaki shorts. And Keds.
:eek:

I guess Buck the Diver is the Least Weird Doper Guy.
But I could be wrong.

[JimOfAllTrades]

Looks like I’m about half and half:

You answered “yes” to 56 of 116 questions, making you 51.7% weirdness pure (48.3% weirdness corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Highly ‘Out There’ - But at least you can walk among us (if you’re careful).

Damn! I missed the top ten. But I guess it seems about right.

Ugly

[Ruffian]

Well, sheep, Kinsey! I suck. And you know, I should know better–I’ve been mistaken for a guy Doper more times than I care for.

Enjoy your khakis!