Well, when I think of Merlin, my first thought is usually of this.
OTOH, I would guess that the confused word for which MERLIN was substituted was merkin. 
That’s a pretty long list of products, functions, utilities, and applications the OP has there.
Got any problems with the porn, Flying Saucer? That is, after all, what the internet is FOR.
No kiddin’. THAT is how you do a pit thread.
Wait, German uses the same word for key (used with a lock) and *key (used to type), *just like English? Or did you just dump the sentence into Google Translate? Looks like *keyboard *is Tastatur, so I’m kind of skeptical.
Using the Wikipedia method of translation (find a relevant page in English and then look at it in other languages), it seems like the appropriate noun might in fact be *Taste *(button, plural Tasten).
Uhh, Guns, I think there’s a thread over in MPSIMS right now that’s full of some hilarious jokes, that are absolutely begging for you to nitpick all the funny out of.
Chop, chop! Off you go!
Dinner and a merlin. Hee.
If you try to type “cock,” the iPhone corrects it to “Vick.”
Sorry, it started as genuine interest, since Schlüssel is one of the words I actually know in German (long story involving some foreign exchange students in Japan). I then stopped to actually see if I could figure it out myself, so I figured I might as well post what I’d discovered.
ALSO I HATE FUN.
…and the Caps Lock key. The one key I wish were inoperative. :rolleyes:
BUT CAPSLOCK IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. srsly.
You can remove keys you don’t want. Not only is my capslock key gone (my brother ripped it out), but I took out the End key cause I kept hitting it when trying to hit the Delete key…you’re welcome.
(sent from my desktop…hehehehehehe)
Why not do a refresher on the internet - Start Here - maybe one day you will get to here without getting lost…
I think the problem is that **Rocketeer **wants to get rid of other people’s Caps Lock keys.
WHY DO YOU HATE OUR FREEDOM, ROCKETEER?!
No, no, I would never impinge upon your freedom to look like a newb; my rant was strictly about my own Caps Lock key. I’m a lousy typist and watch my hands instead of the screen, so if I hit the CL key inadvertently, I can very easily get all the way to the end of a sentence before I notice that I look like an excitable putz.
Then take a screwdriver and pop the damn thing off!
Note: you can replace it later if you want or use a pen to hit the button instead.
(sent from my desktop…Bwahahahahahaha)
Well, he kept on typing with the caps lock on
– “Excitable putz” they all said –
And it looked like shouting “HEY GET OFF MY LAWN!”
– “Excitable putz” they all said –
Well, he’s just an excitable putz
(Apologies to the late great Warren Zevon)
CARRY ON THEN. quite.
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME sneaky nocaps text