The internet is now fully evolved. Where will man next venture?

Cafe Society
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The Internet finally reaches its apex as man marrying My Little Pony character writes angry email to erotic pony artist.

Need another word be written?

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Men having sex with cars, and women marrying public landmarks still trump this, and they didn’t need the Internet to have had their desires fulfilled.

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It has been read

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I shit you not, I once stumbled onto a website that promoted sex between dragons and muscle cars. Yes, you read that right. There were tons of fan art drawings.

I think someone here linked to it. The Internet is close to jumping the shark.

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Is nothing sacred?

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Creepy! Photos would have been cool though?

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The internet’s no closer to jumping the shark than it’s ever been. What’s old is new again. It’s a pretty common thing for one furry or otherkin or another to decide that they are the ONE TWOO WUV of someone else’s Intellectual Property, and then get a massive case of the buttsads over someone else drawing yiff or clop or fap art of their pwecious. Livejournal used to be full of letters like this.

As for the dragons fucking cars thing? It’s not new either. These things come to light, people go “OMG EWWW”, the Internet finds it hilarious for a short while to poke the furries/otherkin then it all dies down again.

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Nope. Lots of people have sex with that.

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Was there any salient advice on the childbearing and rearing processes?

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Don’t smoke, mostly.

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This installment of Cindy’s Sex Talk (one of the recurring sketches from HBO’s “Hardcore TV” in the early 90s) seems somewhat prescient:

(totally NSFW, and other NSFW sketches follow that one in the linked video)