Fronobulate- To become obsessed with kitchen objects.
Oh look, he’s fronobulating with the melonballer!
Transphylite – someone who believes he’s trapped in the body of a human and wants a species change operation.
If the word ever makes it into the dictionary, the OED is gonna quote me as first use.
Fruntce- Attributing an invention to the French, when it is obvious that it was not a French invention.
Me: What is the French teacher doing?
Barrett: Nothing, just fruntcing the yule log.
Snagalotapuss
Just an inside joke with my bestfriend… Think about it and you’ll know what it means. I will not say why outloud she would get mad if she reads this post … 
Repeatus-anoyus: medical term for; That druck guy that keeps telling the same story over and over again!
DER! I meant to say that drunk guy. :rolleyes:
Ooh, me like.
On a related note, I’ve coined (and also posted before) the term “masturwaiting”.
But I like yours better.
coolth
Well, “warmth” is a word…
I recommend “onandonanism?” for unending wankerishness.
dessertataion: a lengthy treatise upon the wonders of creme brulee
pandate: an government-issued imperative to drunkenly engage in trysts with dryads
perplextual (a term that I use to describe myself). As an adjective, means not quite in sync with the rest of the world, constantly a beat behind, and aware that this is so. “Did anyone get the license number of that truck?” is a typically perplextual question. As a noun, means someone thusly afflicted.
(I can’t imagine that I’m the first to think of this word. But I’ve never seen/heard it used elsewhere, so I’ll claim it for the purposes of this thread.)
adverteasers, attractive people in skimpy clothes used to promote some product, such as beer.
handbulate: the careful movement of a bad date who is trying to be “sneaky”
Dollylagging: the slow manner of walking used by certian women ( inspired by Peggie on Married With Children)
silicones: obviously fake breast implants