Perversevere. Verb meaning to persist in, or insist on, being perverse or a pervert.
gligible adj. of written words, where the (correct) spelling defies expectations and/or normal conventions (e.g. negligible), hence: gligibility, gligibiliness, gligibiliocity, etc.
Where’s Don King when he’s needed?
Anyway, my two words (and I really do use these) are:
Incorrectitude, the act of being wrong.
Discombobulate, closing an internet connection.
Kal
Discombobulate is already a word. It means to throw into a state of confusion. Butyou definately get points for your usage. 
I use
bozaic: (a) of or relating to Bozo, (b) something foolish or stupid
and
procrasterbate: to waste time doing something completely useless but instantly gratifying in order to avoid doing something you should be doing
glop, glopped, glopping: all-purpose verb forms which I regret to say are actually in use by me, my brother, my friend and all her office mates. Meaning to mess around, waste time, fiddle about, loiter, linger, browse, etc.
Examples: “What took you so long?”
“Sorry, I was just glopping around and lost track of time.”
"Where are you going?"
"Oh, just out to glop."Pooperfect - A relaxed tense that has absolutely nothing to do with verbs.
Heterocopia - Oodles of straight sex (also see Homocopia).
Fleckophelia - To spit when you talk.
Peternal - Your relationship with your pet.
Cross-Braining - Mental gymnastics involving two disciplines at once.
Assemulate - To make a butt of one’s self.
Casterability - Proclivity to use the term “I’d give my left nut to…”
Homegenius - Self-explanatory.
Cacaphony - A harsh sounding Latino bowel movement.
Gription - Same as traction but sounds cooler.
I’ve mentioned this one on the boards before:
assholiness–A characteristic of holier-than-thou religious fanatics which they believe gives them the right to be jerks. Also used as a title for members of the clergy who possess it in great quantity.
** Decatify ** - To clean an object with the intentions of removing all cat hair on it.
- My step-son with allergies is visiting this weekend so I have to ** decatify ** my entire house. *
lachrymotormouth - One who cannot stop talking about his troubles. A nonstop whiner.
slagbagger - (1) One who packages something worthless as something precious, such as some politicians or infomercialists. (2) A blatant liar.
sobduster - One who carefully preserves a wrong done to her long ago, and nurtures the anger felt over it.
gackery - The conversational practice of trading digusting stories.
…er, disgusting. Trading disgusting stories.
These are some really good words. In fact I’m going to start using them and see what happens. My friends think I’m insane anyway, so theres hardly a chance I will assemulate myself.
Me, display incorrectitude!? Oh, bugger. Okay, change it to the shortened version I use sometimes - Discombob
I also submit Foolucles: An heroic idiot.
Nothing new to add. I just like your response.
Flexicon - To talk about nothing but your accomplishments at the gym.
Vomitosis - The ability of your chuck to be more disgusting that any conceivable combination of the recently eaten items.
Blodacious - The remarkable velocity said vomit can attain.
Wrigbiquitous - The collection of gum under a table.
BOURBINIUM The new element !
Because bourbon is my favorite whiskey.
Motate: verb meaning: to move, rotate (as in tires), get going, get a move on, go!
Plexidectomy a medical procedure, the purpose of which is to remove a section of the lower abdomen and replace it with plexiglass, whereby the recipient may easily see with his/her head up their ass.
b.
Tarded - To do something really stupid but only for the first time.
Cranicate - To screw with someone’s mind.
Flattuvate - To break wind when you stand up.
Podular - Pre-assembled space quarters.
Beerquarium - Bars with a large front window.
Oprah singer - a classically-trained singer prepared to dumb it down a little to get more daytime TV viewers to buy her CD
Navinegate - to only get lost because you tried to follow the map. Or, to have someone navigate for you unhelpfully
Dentist - someone who mends your car’s bodywork, badly
**Star Warts ** - distractedly irritating features on something which could otherwise have been entertaining
Fellartio - like fellatio, but she’s really, really good at it
Satisfiction what she feigns when she wants him to think he’s satisfied her
Curdle - a promising cuddle that goes sour
Argumint - The sweet making-up-afterwards activity after a row
Clawyer - a divorce lawyer who’s very good at getting more than half
Special defects - In what could have been a good movie, the crappy CGI stuff that quickly gets boring