*The more expensive the tie, the quicker it’ll attract stains and the more irremovable they’ll be. It also works with expensive shirts. Cheap ass ties will be ok even if you are in a food fight.
*Your undies and trouser crotch area will become uncomfortable and itchy only when you are with company.
*Coffee/tea spills on your desk will only hit the most important papers. Also see the first on the list.
*Your office network will develop problems exactly when you need to use the printer…
Car will need expensive repairs only when your credit cards are near maxed out.
The day of the important meeting is always the day you manage to butcher yourself shaving.