Naaa, not my type.
I’m fucking loving all the centaur jokes.
I think I’ll hold out and wait for the nymphs to reveal themselves.
An attractive female sentient is hitting on me? The flattery alone is going to buy her a lot of leeway.
(Hey, at least she’s not a Scorpiontaur)
It would definitely be a tail for all my friends when I describe the mane event.
Titanides aren’t quite Centaurs. (I’ve wanted to reread that series, lately, but I don’t know where my copies are…)
And, what the hell, I’d go for it…You only live once, and that’d certainly be the ride of your life.
If she smelled like a horse, I just don’t think I could do it. And I’d have to be hung like the biggest porn star in modern history just for her to feel it. There are plenty of imaginary female creatures I’d do, but I’m afraid the classic kentaur is just too incompatible.
Umm… well, if odor wasn’t an issue, and she was closer in size to a dwarf pony than a thoroughbred… it would be negotiable.
I read a short story like that, back in the 80s. I swear it was in a collection of short stories called Centaurs! (I swear, I also had a similar book called Mermaids!). In the collection of short stories, there were these altered humans (to look like fantastical beasts) who were kept in a pleasure preserve to service guests. There was a centaur and he had pony parts and serviceable human parts. It was not a particularly sexy story, it was kind of tragic and doomed.
Does anyone else remember this book? Google is turning up nothing! (not that I really want it again, I just want to know I’m not making it up!)
Was it part of this series?
Yes - there is Mermaids! just like I remember. I suppose my Centaur story could have been in Horses! or Bestiary! Actually, now that I think about it, one of the doomed horsie people may have had a horn. I know I owned Unicorns! (I recognize the cover art).
I know! Me, too. Who would have thought they’d become the centaur of attention in this thread?
(I know, re-used joke… but if the shoe fits…)
Some old drawings of mermaids have them with two fishlegs. I imagine in that case you’d point to the usual spot…
And re. the OP, hell no and actually just sign me up for a “bouv’s post +1”
Very appropriate, my [del]man[/del]forest god…
For anyone curious, this is referring to the Titan/Wizard/Demon trilogy by John Varley.
I would…
…assuming I was single. Pepper Mill takes a dim view of anything wandering besides eyes, and I’m sure that includes mythological species.
Wouldn’t that be:
“Baa-a-a, not my type.”
Me, nope. As mentioned, the business end of the lass is entirely too equine for my tastes.
I could possibly, perhaps, maybe get on a relationship with a female centaur (love transcending all barriers or some such bullshit); but just for the nookie, nope.
Am I hurting you, dear?
Why would I want to get involved with a woman who’s a horse’s ass?
You should have had two “Dude, wtf?” responses- one for each gender.
20-1 odds, but that may change if I could put together a trifecta.