The issue with centaurs...

I would definitely not say it’s as bad as bestiality, since you’re at least dealing with another sapient being as an equal, but I would still imagine the horse- or deer-parts to be rather unappealing.

I’ll go with something similar to what Ale said: I could see a relationship, but not sex.

I would totally bone a centaur, and imagine what it would like to date one and go hiking with him/her! All the power of a horse to carry your pack or even yourself, without needing to deal with a non-sentient being!

Now, cuddling while sleeping might be awkward to manage.

Obligatory Perry Bible Fellowship comic.

A one night stand, sure. But you get into a relationship and those stable fees are a killer.

From Family Guy:

Centaur fetish is like a real thing. just google sexy centaurs and you will find a shit ton of site dedicated to it.

I’d totally try it with a lady-taur.

Grass, gas or ass, you kentauride for free.

“Cutter John”?

A-Rod, is that you?

It doesn’t really sound appealing if I’m going at the horse parts, but I feel like in general I’d have a hard time passing up sex with mythical creatures. How often does anyone get the chance?

Human hands, human breasts, human mouth? Simple decision.

Oh sure, only thinking of yourself. Poor centaurs…

Well, the whole “hung like a horse” thing seems to present a problem for the human female. Consider, though, that if said Centaur IS hung like a horse, perhaps a good 6-8 inches could reach past the forelegs and provide adequate…company.

At this point, though, the question becomes…

What’s in it for the Centaur?

It’s NOT bestiality. They are sentient and intelligent.

However, contrary to folk lore, bigger is not necessarily better and as others have said, centaur =WAY TOO DAMN BIG.

Nope. Other than the face, the most attractive part of a female* would be missing. The boobs might help, but it just wouldn’t work.

*probably not the part you’re thinking of. I’m a leg man.

I’m not going to post a link, but there are photoshopped pictures you can Google that depict females with a humano-centaurid* body plan: the standard package, plus an extra lower torso, pelvis and legs of human appearance in the back.

*is that even a word?

My favorite SNL sketch!

I’ve heard those called “humantaurs”, or “girltaurs”; “boytaurs” being the male version obviously. There’s an entire family of kinks involving duplicated/extra body parts like that.

Yes, but it doesn’t refer to centaurs as such. Centauroid would be the one you are looking for.

I was expecting to be freaked out, but the one and only picture I found of a female humantaur wasn’t that bad. I actually could understand the fetish, as it looks like a normal girl standing straight up, with another girl behind her with the head between the first’s legs, in perfect standing doggy style. (ETA: arms are between the legs too, I guess.)

It also made me notice something I’d never thought of before. A Centaur is not half-person half-horse. While you do have half of a person, you have much more than half of a horse: only his head is removed.

I don’t interact much with the nether regions anyway. But I’d have to check out his mouth to be sure it’s human . . . horse teeth can be dangerous.

Don’t look a gift (for sex) horse in the mouth.