She lays her eggs on the rocks or riverbed, and you masturbate all over them. Not that appealing. I can do that at home!
Appropos cartoon.
Sorry, but no way will I romp with some little filly. Sure, she might be a great piece of tail but it wouldn’t be a stable relationship. I would never be ready for mare-riage and the thought of actually consummating just leaves me colt. And the kids! Having to pony up the support? I wouldn’t want to be saddled with the responsibility.
Besides, what would her mudder and fodder say? He’d be chomping at the bit to get at me and she’d just have a long face. Better to just rein in my libido and trot off to someone closer to my genome.
I’ve got to say no. They’re insects for goshsake (they’ve got six legs)!