**Yeah, I’ve slept alone. **
huh. Apartments count? Then yeah. Here’s your toothpicks.
I’ve never attended a Wedding in which 2 non-Indians* were married nor have I attended a funeral that did not involve an old Indian Man and cremation.
*So if you’ve been to a wedding (including your own) where neither person was an Indian from South East Asia, gimmie gimmie gimmie! Actually I hope to attend one of these in may, it’ll be my first “white people wedding” if you will. I’m quite looking forwards to it 
OR if you’ve been to a funeral that didn’t involve cremation and an old indian (again south east asian) man, then fork it over.
These are getting so oddly specific… also, conjunctions are cheating (even if I failed both in this case). ah well, only a game.
If you feel they’re unfair, I can easily make it one or the other, but more specific.
I’ve only been to one funeral, and it was a surreal experience, though if you like you can focus on the wedding one as the main one. I was just trying to figure out how to phrase it.
I’ve never seen two non-indian people of any denomination get married in person, and that thought had just struck me a few days ago when I WAS invited to a wedding that did involve 2 non-indians and I realized, I have no clue what to expect or do…
So if you would really feel its too specific, then just nix the Funeral part, and focus on the wedding as my sole Requirement.
Nah, I was kinda kidding, besides don’t make it less specific or anything, that’d kill my idea I’m doing on precedent (assuming I survive that long). It is a TAD bit unfair, but this is roun 3, gloves come off for everyone. I admit it seemed kind of angry/authoritative because I messed up the color tag (put color=color instead of =green). Sorry, no offense meant feel free to keep it the way it is and roll in your toothpicks.
Well, looks like I’m out.
Never been to an Indian wedding, although I’d love to! They look like so much fun, with, I’m sure, food to die for.
Well, first of all, don’t forget to make a donation toward the purchase of a Trout of True Love. Also, it’s considered classy to show up in nothing but a cummerbund…
Hands over toothpicks dressed up in veils and bow ties.
I hate weddings, but I have been to a few(w/o Indians); have some more toothpicks, Ro0sh!
**It would take too long to read your Never, so I give up. Take my toothpicks and my wallet. **
I have never been to a wedding that involved two Indian people. Though I have been to a wedding that involved one Indian person.
So have a toothpick or five.
I live alone and prefer it Heck, even when I lived with my parents there were times they went on vacation and left me by my lonesome for a week.
Never been to an Indian wedding or funeral
Darth Sensitive, you have a few questions to catch up and it’s your turn to post. 
Ok - sorry guys, busy holidays.
No phone sex, or sex outside. Yes to spending days alone and not going to an indian wedding.
No phone sex, but it’s a good thing nobody mentioned interesting texts. I’ve spent time housesitting for the family and have a single dorm, so that definitely qualifies. Roosh - low blow. That leaves me at 2, so…
I’ve never owned a credit card.
(Have one for emergencies, but it belongs to the 'rents, not me.)
**Damn. I had one, once. **
(And nice to see you again, Darth! Thought you were gone forever!)
Only a debit.
Too many credit cards!
Yup with too much on it…
I have one.
I guess that counts.
Have your damn toothpicks. 