Happy to post it out loud.
I have never had permanent residence outside of a 10 mile radius of my birthplace, was my slightly evil one.
I have never lived anywhere other than Los Angeles, was my very evil version
I have never lived anywhere but my home town was my not too evil one.
I would have had to give you 2/3 toothpicks on that one. Heh.
Locked myself out a couple of times. Usually from my parents’ house.
The remaining players:
Roosh
Darth Sensitive
AllWalker
Inner Stickler
Jragon
Sofis
Inner Stickler - you can post your next Never now. 
I’ve been locked out once or twice.
Never have I ever paid income tax.
I’m pretty good at bringing keys/passcards with me, but not so good I haven’t fucked up in that regard once or twice.
Now, for taxes, that’s a bit trickier. In a break with my image as a perpetual student, I actually made some money last year, from which taxes were of course withheld. However, the money I made was a very small amount, small enough that I don’t have to pay any taxes on it, and so I will be getting that money back. Which, in my opinion, counts as not having paid taxes (and I imagine those actully receiving said taxes would agree with me on that point).
The odds of me having to pay taxes this year is considerably higher, but of course I haven’t gotten paid yet this year, and when I do get paid it will be for December.
And so I argue, no toothpicks for Inner Stickler.
“perpetual student?” Sounds good.
I’ve never made enough money to pay income taxes.
Well, if Sofis’s statement is true, then I don’t have to give you toothpicks either!
Somebody wake up Jragon! It’s his turn to post and he has some catching up to do.
You to Darth Sensitive. With only 5 of you left, I’d like to wrap this up.
It does, doesn’t it? I like being a student. Learning stuff is fun, and I’ve only had time to properly study mathematics, computer science and a few languages. I’ve got half a dozen more languages I’d like to know, to speak nothing of physics and various other sciency subjects. But it turns out one can not live on knowledge alone.
Hockey Monkey, you want me to go ahead and post mine? If nothing else, if I wait this will be the first round I go in the proper order, and I’d hate to break a streak ;).
What’s that, invisible Hockey Monkey whispering in my ear? You want me to go ahead and post? Sounds like a plan to me!
Now, should go for geography or food? Geography, food, geography, food… I’ll do geography.
I’ve never been south of Heidelberg, Germany.
For reference, Heidelberg is at 49° 25’ N. The long straight part of the US-Canadian border goes along 49° 00’ N.
(The food related one was that I’ve never eaten peanut butter.)
To be honest, last I checked this was on page two and had been a few days without posts and I thought it was dead so I hadn’t checked again until now.
No on all of the ones above
Except Sofis’
I have never been out in the wilderness and have not found a secret abandoned/out of repair area.
That is to say I’ve never been out in a summer camp, or in the mountains, or in the woods without discovering an old cabin, out-of-use-and-forgotten games ground, an out-of-use camping site etc.
Well Sofis, seeing as how **I come from Australia… **
… a land of great natural beauty and wonderful **wilderness. **
So wait. Does this mean all Americans below that line are pretty much screwed?
And No, not a wilderness guy.
And really, Jargon? You’ve never been to a wedding?
That one where it looked like I was yelling at you in bold (which totally came off more crass than it was meant to, sorry)? Yeah, that was because I messed up my green tag, that post was meant to be an affirmative/green. Sorry for any confusion.
I guess it might depend on what counts as wilderness, but I’m pretty sure I’ve had non-noteworthy outings.
That’s certainly the way it looks like to me :).
I considered that this never might be a bit on the assholish side, but the essence of it is very simple (“I’ve never been particularly far south”) and I didn’t choose Heidelberg because it’s just north of the US-excluding-Alaska, it’s simply the furthest south I’ve ever been.
Looks like this game has come to a grinding halt, so without much ado, I declare **Ro0sh **the winner! See my sig for the breakdown, but he has lots of toothpicks left.
Congratulations for never having done anything Ro0sh!
Damnit! I brought my A-game for this and I still lost!
Which, now that I think about it, was probably the problem…
Well done Ro0sh. I tip my hat to your superior skillz.
So what does he get as the prize, a pair of loafers?
Maybe a “How To”-book?
(sorry)