The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress)

Well, that’s just incredible.

Since I assume you mean drunk on fermented jak milk, I keep my toothpick :smiley:
Ok, ok… you get my friggin toothpick

This isn’t going very well :frowning:

I give a toothpick to Justin Credible.

I give my toothpick to Justin Credible. With a :dubious: at you for good measure. :stuck_out_tongue:

I keep my toothpick

Bulllsh–!
Oops, sorry wrong game.
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I give my toothpick to Justin Credible.**

**I give Justin Credible a toothpick. **

Oh, do I ever part with that toothpick. It’s gone like the buzz you get from cheap vodka.

Seriously?

Goodbye, toothpick. I hardly knew ye.

Justin gets my toothpick as well.
And a little envy to go with it.

Accidently spill my entire box of toothpicks all over Justin Credible

You too?! :o

Would anybody believe me if I tried to keep my toothpick?

Have a toothpick! And i’ll have a slice of lemon.

I keep my toothpick.

I’ve been slightly buzzed once, but never drunk. I don’t like the taste of alcohol and drink too slowly for mixed drinks to affect me.

Yeah… um… me too! looking around suspiciously

I too keep my toothpick

Unless the authorities count getting to the point of being warm and extra friendly but not more - then I’d give it away.

Warm and extra friendly I would say doesn’t count. But that’s HM’s call. But here’s an idea, drink tonight, puke until you burst at least one blood vessel in your eye and join the cool kids.

That, and he wouldn’t have to keep his toothpick.

I too keep my toothpick

I’m going to be offline for a lot of today so I’m going to go ahead and give my statement now; hopefully that won’t make things too confusing for Hockey Monkey.

I have never broken one of my bones.