I have nevermaybe kinda broken a bone?
I was born with a broken collar bone, but have never torn any ligaments, broken any bones, or gotten anything more than cuts and bruises in my conscious (or post-birth) life, I’ll leave it to the GM to decide if that counts.
Crap. I miscolored my **MrsWhatsit **toothpick; that shoulda been purple for keeps. Thanks for catching that, Hockey Monkey.
Okay, here we go…
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I have never been to a professional sporting event.**
We used to go to Cincinnati Reds games all the time when I was a kid.
Here’s yer toothpick, WhyNot.
Yay for a complete lack of interest in sports!
Carp. Who knew I was so interesting? Have a toothpick
I’ve been to a few (proper) football games, some handball and even some athletics events.
So WhyNot, here’s my toothpick. Spend it on some tickets 
MsWhatsit: I keep my toothpick. (Unless teeth count. I broke a tooth on a piece of bone once. If that counts, HM, just let me know.)
WhyNot: I keep my toothpick. Lots of NCAA games, but no pro events.
WhyNot gets a toothpick.
Damned Red Wings.
WhyNot gets my toothpick.
Sheesh, one hockey game when I was 12!
I give MsWhatsit a toothpick. I broke my arm when I was seven. Swinging on the jungle gym at home, I missed a bar and fell, putting my arms out in front of me as I did. My arm still clicks in the spot it broke anytime I move my wrist around.
I give WhyNot a toothpick. I went to a few Reds games when I was a kid, plus I’ve been to one NBA game.
ETA: Oh, and one hockey game. The Huntington Blizzard vs. …somebody. They’re in some pro league I think.
I’m gonna rule that you have never broken a bone. I don’t think being born with one counts, as you didn’t do it. 
As your resident Hockey Monkey and Hurricanes season ticket holder, I suppose I must give WhyNot a toothpick. You knew you’d at least get mine, didn’t you?
I suspected…
What happens if you’re out of toothpicks before you even get to make your first play?
I give a toothpick to WhyNot. I have not yet attended an NFL game, nor a NHL, but I’ve been to a handful of MLB, one NBA and one WNBA.
Ohh, oh, guess for me!
They sell beer at hockey games, football games, basketball games, baseball games… and I’ve even been to several professional rugby games, where they sell beer.
Take it away!
1 Dallas Cowboys game, several Rangers games, a few Stars games, nothing for the Mavs or FC Dallas. [And one University of Oklahoma football game (that counts, doesn’t it? :D)]
Need to rectify the FC Dallas thing.
I keep my toothpick
Being boring has advantages, I suppose. =^_^=
There’s 20-21 of us, you give 1 per question, and we started with 50, which the oh so mighty HockeyMonkey with her ultimate powers decided to drop by 30, leaving us with 20. So if you’re not no. 21, I wouldn’t worry too much
Due to a nerdly lack of interest in anything involving physical contact (er, I mean, on the sports field… I still like… you know,) I have never broken a bone nor have I been to a professional sporting thingy.
Hey, Tyger, wanna go to a ball game with me and have a few beers? I can promise you won’t break any bones there. 