The James Bond Film Festival. Part 1: Dr. No
The James Bond Film Festival. Part 2: From Russia with Love
The James Bond Film Festival. Part 3: Goldfinger
The James Bond Film Festival. Part 4: Thunderball
The James Bond Film Festival. Part 5: You Only Live Twice
The James Bond Film Festival. Part 6: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
“Homosexuals make the worst killers.” Thus wrote Ian Flemin in his novel. In Diamonds are Forever these homosexuals are Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd (Bruce Glover and Putter Smith). They take special glee in their assasinations, and are a thoroughly nasty duo. But first…
James Bond (Sean Connery, in his final outing in the role – at least for the films in the canon) is pissed. Ernst Blofeld (Telly Savalas in *On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, and Charles Gray in this film – incidentally, Gray portrayed “Henderson” in You Only Live Twice) killed Bond’s new wife in OHMSS. Bond is out for revenge. Bond kills Blofeld, only to find that the man he killed was a double. He kills the other Blofeld who gloats over Bond’s mistake, too. Having disposed of Blofeld, Bond is put onto a routine diamond smuggling case.
The diamonds are being smuggled out of South Africa, but Wint and Kidd intercept the courier and give them to a sweet little old missionary lady (Margaret Lacey) who takes them to Amsterdam – where Wint and Kidd kill her. The diamonds pass to Tiffany Case (Jill St. John) who needs to move them to the United States. Bond impersonates her courier and the diamonds arrive in Las Vegas.
Cutting to the chase… The diamonds are wanted by operatives of Willard Whyte (Jimmy Dean), a wealthy industrialist based upon Howard Hughes, who has been a recluse for about five years. Bond eventually makes his way to Whyte’s penthouse and is captured by (you guessed it) Blofeld, who uses a voice changing device to impersonate Whyte. Whyte, you see, has a space division and the satellite operation suits Blofeld’s latest scheme. The diamonds are being put into a satellite and will be used to focus an unbelievably (really) powerful laser. Although Whyte is rescued, the good guys are too late to stop the launch of the satellite. Blofeld is offering to destroy the weapons of one country or another (the U.S., the Soviet Union, China) and selling the right not to be destroyed to the highest bidder.
Bond must thwart Blofeld’s evil plan before he ca carry it out!
As usual, I have some nitpicks. Wint and Kidd kill the first diamond smuggler by putting a scorpion down his back. Bond films have very quick deaths, and this was no exception. First of all most scorpions are not deadly, and certainly their stings do not result in instant death! When Bond goes to Amsterdam, he meets up with the reall smuggler Peter Franks (Joe Robinson) whom he fights on the lift. Bond is a secret agent. Why doesn’t he just shoot Franks with a silenced pistol? (Because that would not look as good on-screen, but still…) And I thought the secret entrance to Whyte’s underground installation to be a little too cute. (I’d rather have seen joshua trees in the landscape instead of cacti, but I’m not sure if even joshua trees are native to the Las Vegas area.) Those are all of the nitpicks that really stood out for me.
Wint and Kidd are played with a smirk. There’s a scene on the airplane where Kidd mentiones that Tiffany Case is attractive. When Wint looks jealous, Kidd says, “… For a lady! Ha ha ha!” I thought that was amusing, though I’m sure it’s not PC.
Another funny scene was when Bond is being chased in the “moon buggy”. In one shot, the mon buggy comes over a rise and exits screen-left. A persuing saloon rolls down the hill. As it rolls, we see one of the moon buggy’s wheels roll into the shot. Obviously, there had been a mishap but they kept the shot anyway.
I’ve heard people talk about the “gaffe” that occurs in the Las Vegal chase scene. They point out that the red Mustang Mach I rolls up on its right-side tires in an alley, but when it exits it is rolling on the left ones. However, there is a shot of Case and Bond in the car that shows that the car is being rolled onto its opposite side. So no gaffe there (although they didn’t specifically show how it was done – one assumes it was done in a similar manner to the way they got up on the rights).
Whyte’s research facility is ultra-modern, but it’s not an “Evil Overlord’s Lair”. While it was a bit overdone, at least it wasn’t located under a Caribbean island or inside of a volcano!
Is this a good film? It’s not bad. I liked the Wint and Kidd characters (or caricatures). I liked that Bond had more of a support team through the film than he had in earlier ones. I thought the moon buggy was silly, but when I first saw the film I thought it was pretty cool. But there’s just something about it that makes me think it’s lacking… something. It’s fun, it’s not a bad outing, but it needed… something. Maybe someone will point out what that “something” is?