The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

But when I’ve taken 4,000,000 steps YTD (which is what my Vivofit said I’ve done as of earlier today!!!) I’ve gone a bit over 2,000 miles.

Nope, no stealth to this brag!

Now just a cotton-pickin’ minute, what kind of Spiderman are you anyway?

So that’s 500,000 steps per leg then?