Pitter patter, let’s get at her!
(I’m watching them right now!)
Now Timmy, you have to decide: do you want to live with your mother, your father, or this beeeyotiful movie star!
“It stinks in here of stupid women and their wondering about Tony. Who he is with, what he is doing, what is he thinking of, is he thinking of them, and will he ever return someday?”
What? no Jerry Sizzlers?
I look at Miss Manythroats and I think: who would fuck you?
Terriers are my very favorite breed.
Bellini!
Remember the ‘Touch Bellini’ contest!
[sub][sup]Ginger shivers with delight that her SDMB kindred share her joy and obsession.[/sup][/sub]
Da-RRYLL
Rod Torkleson’s Armada featuring Herman Menderchuck!
//Camera-man / The whole world’s watching the camera-man / And now who’s watching the camera-man / And now he’s watching yoooouuu. / Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!//
When Scott Thompson was playing softball in that transparent vinyl outfit, while running the bases he does a cartwheel in the base path and comes up holding…sparklers 
I figure that we Canadians still have a positive comedy-karmic balance, despite what Lorne Michaels has done with SNL lately, because he also gave us KitH.
Man, why is it so hard to find a woman who appreciates film?
…One pharisee said to another he knew
“What do we do with this upitty jew?”
We can wash him in wine
And make him all clean
And into Sam Zittle’s
Crucifiction Machine
Twirl the gawhril
And relase the gavlease
And in go the nails
As fast as you please…
…I’m not stoned. I’m just noticing things. Noticing things about my hands, as if for the first time…
… Ha haaaaa, Jeremeeee! You see more dicks than a catheter! And believe me, some of those catheters have been talking!
delineate…
The food is terrible, but the waiter’s hilarious!
…What? You can’t hit a guy?
That’s ludicrous, the judicial system will grind to a hault! How long’s this been going on?..
It’s always hard… when Timmy gets transferred.
[sub]I really need to stop watching them.[/sub]
Cheep! Cheep! Waaahh!!!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!
I make the big bucks.
Oh God! Have you turned gay again?
Our special relationship
Brown stuff! Coming out of my mouth!
The cop secret handshake
When the fag bartender gets stuck on the island with Oscar Wilde
Hey son! You know how you’ve been bugging me to get you a puppy? Well, on the way home from work I stopped and got you one. But I got hungry, and I ate it.
Oh, I’m just kidding son. I never bought you a puppy!
[Bruce as a drunk teenager]
Mom? That was fuckin’ good ham…
[/Bruce as a drunk teenager]
My GA-ZEE-BO! They stole my GA-ZEE-BO!
I saw them live on their reunion tour back in Jan 2000 in Monreal. They were great.
Don’t giggle at Death. I SAID…don’t giggle at Death!!! You know what happens when you giggle at death don’t you? Don’t you…???..I…squish your head, squishing you head! Squishing your head! And you up in the balcony - it’s like mass murder! Haha!
Daddy, what’s that man doing to my donkey?
Well son, that’s Hitler, and he’s fuckin your donkey
:)
I love all women.
LOL. I used to work in the production office KITH. Weird set up, the five of them where in these little cubicles with sliding glass doors… sorta like a dutch brothel.
The stories I could tell. LOL