At least he didn’t believe Skylab was going to fall on his head. No, wait, that was Liza Minelli, his CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND! Well, when you hang out with people like that…
I have the flyer right here. Clearly, you don’t understand the depths of the conspiracy. Marrying Mariah Carey was all part of it – it says so right here: “Lets not forget what they did to Mariah Carey, don’t let the same happen to a legend like Jackson.” (C&P transcribed as typed). See – clearly, Tommy Mottola is involved in a massive conspiracy to take a semi-talented Long Island bimbo and make her wealthy beyond the dreams of averice just because she’s a piece of ass willing to marry him. I mean, to cheat her. Or something.
And Tommy’s only mad because Jackson is trying to liberate black people such as Destiny’s Child, Toni Braxton, Jennifer Lopez and more. See, they apparently have songs in the ATV catalog, and Jackson wants to break up the JV with Sony, so Mottola is torpedoing Invincible to punish Jackson.
And the bad music? Yep, Sony’s fault again. See, the bad first single was leaked to two radio stations, so he had to release that one first, even though he planned to release the other, better single. Oh, and Sony covered up whatever 9/11 pap he produced (Dear Sony, thankyouthankyouthankyou…).
So see, you just don’t recognize the true face of conspiracy.
And in closing, if I could have typed any of this with a straight face, you’d be looking at the 2002 World Championship of Poker Texas Hold’um Champion. But that’s what the flyer says.
Ohhhhh, I see, then Glitter DIDN’T suck. I get it now.
Of course we can’t - it’s had sooooo much plastic surgury, even the forensic sculpter would have a difficult time.
My thoughts exactly.
Didn’t someone once find an animated gif that shows the changes in his face over the years? It was like watching a horror movie.
I saw that gif and thought the same thing. He has turned himself into a freak.
I am looking for that gif, still haven’t found it. But I found this. It links from this page.
monstro, I was trying to be generous, because I didn’t want to just bring up the plastic surgery and have someone reply, “But he has vitiligo!” Since it’s out of the way now, yeah, the plastic surgery is out of control. He’s at least as bad as the cat guy, or the woman who made herself look like Barbie.
Did Al Sharpton take on this worthy cause before or after he ended the strife between Pakistan and India?
OK. That didn’t take long. Google comes through again: Animated Flash Movie of Jackson’s Transformation. (scary)
Holy mackeral, Andy! In the last image he IS Elizabeth Taylor!
He’s the Elvis of our times.
I can’t waith til he gets fat and starts shooting TVs and shit.
$5 million to make an album?
$25 million to promote it?
Are these numbers correct?
I can understand spending $25 on promotions. That’s a bottomless pit if you let it be. BUT $5 MILLION TO RECORD IT???
That’s just nuts.
I just turned on the news on TV and I happened to have the closed captioning on. The anchor, referring to this story, said, “Coming up next: A different kind of tune for Michael Jackson.” The closed captioning read, “Coming up next: A different kind of tomb for Michael Jackson.” Maybe so.
The question now is whether or not the additional free publicity he has generated through his allegations will translate into improved sales for his otherwise flopped album.
Back in 1980, Fleetwood Mac spent over $1,000,000 of Warner Brothers Records’ money to record Tusk and it was a double album. It ended up selling about 2 million copies. At that time, it was one of the most expensive albums ever made. I’m not sure how much that would be in today’s dollars though.
I saw this story on last night’s news.
You should never laugh that hard with a mouthful of coffee. Sincerely. It’s messy.
Michael, your album didn’t sell because of Sony’s alleged “underpromotion”. The reason it didn’t sell was because it sucked hard enough to pull a basketball through a garden hose. If anything, Sony over-promoted it. It was made out to be the musical second coming and, when we heard the same old shit, we turned the CD into a drinks coaster and warned all our friends not to waste their money.
Memo to whoever’s advising Michael Jackson at the moment: you are not doing the guy any favours.
Hey, it costs something to rent out USC’s marching band. And, you have to admit, Tusk is one of the coolest songs ever.
Well, one of Fleetwood Mac’s coolest songs ever.
The poor crazy fellow has just never been quite together ever since that one unfortunate video-filming incident. You know, the one where he got confused and mixed-up on his choreography, and accidentally groped and fondled a window before smashing his crotch with a crowbar.
When I first saw this title, I had assumed that the massive amount of plastic surgery Michael Jackson had undergone suddenly cracked apart and his freakishly sub-human face shattered, reveiling a black man.
No such luck, I guess.