Exactly. Before all that plastic surgery and skin bleach, he was actually a pretty good looking young kid.
And then he had to go and fuck it up.
I wonder who his doctors are, and why they haven’t been sued for malpractice.
Hey…I just thought of something really scary: I believe he has primary custody of gulp his two kids. MICHAEL JACKSON IS A PARENT!!!
AAAAHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Only thing I can figure is a falling star needs some attention to meet contractural obligations. Time to play the race card?
Pathetic…
(OK astronomers. What’s the path? Star, then nova, then brown dwarf? Did I get that wrong? Well, I didn’t do too well under Dr. Marks, anyway.)
You know you’re in trouble when Al Sharpton is distancing himself form you!
Jodi nailed it. This guy’s done NOTHING to help black causes and people, but now he wants to be a martyr for the cause.
Maybe if he accused the record industry of being biased against…uhhhhh…bleached plastic mannequins whose faces have been belt-sanded off he’d have a case.
I resent the suggestion that MJ looks like a woman. As a woman I find this comment highly offensive. That guys looks more like an alien from a B movie.
Now that Tommy Mottola married Thalia (a Mexican), should Latin Americans be afraid to be next in his “devilish” plans?
I agree, Jacko is wacko. I think that Jodi is totally right. The guy has tried to distance himself from the black community. I am black, I live in a country with great tolerance, so I hang out with people, it doesn’t really matter what colour they are. But in Jacko’s case it is OBVIOUS that he has few or no black friends (Diana Ross?). Does anyone remember the mother of his kids?
weeps
Michael Jackson BREEDING!!! Raising CHILDREN!!!
NOOOO!!!
Hands some Kleneexes to Guin
There, there, calm down lady, please…
I think that’s a little harsh. He supposedly has donated money to black causes, like UNCF. Many celebrities don’t make a big announcement when they donate money, so I don’t know if we can come down on him in that regard.
That said, I think he gave up his Negro card when he started bleaching his skin white and fucking with his nose. He can have it back if he confesses his sins and comes back from the wilderness. And he must stop dying his kids’ hair blond.
We are talking about the man whose contract requires that he be introduced as the “King of Pop”.
Let us not forget, this album that was such a huge disappointment sold over two million copies. I’m not sure how many it eventually sold; the article talks about how it took 28 weeks to sell that many, when Eminem did it in two weeks. To Mr. King of Pop, this clearly indicates racism on the part of the record industry. To those of us with our heads out of our ass, this only reinforces the obvious–Eminem is hot, MJ is not.
Face it, man–even those of us who owned Thriller on vinyl (my very first album, in fact) have long since gotten over it.
Dr. J
Always meant to make your album fly
spent millions in dollars and dimes
I’m Sorry Miss Jackson!
OOH! I am for real!
My label’s drama mama, don’t like me
She be doin things like freakin in her neighborhood
comin to the studio tryin to fight me
She need to get a, piece of her nose and take it right out
That’s my house, I’ll find Macaully and turn the lights out
And let her know her record is a fuckup, and not a paycheck
Promotions, great hair shit, medical bills I pay that
Arrgh, it’s too late for me to make up more lyrics. Hope you enjoyed it.
MJ:
If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make that change.
Very cool, red_dragon60.
He seemed to be a perfectly normal quasi-talented over-rated hackjob of a pisswater R&B artist during Off the Wall. He was already well around the bend by the time Thriller came around. So, somewhere between 1979ish and 1984ish, would be my guess.
Hell, call it Jan. 20, 1981, if we’re doing a pool.
I blame MTV. When Thriller (the video) came out and wowed everyone, it kicked his ego into high gear. Everybody just HAD to work with him. The downward spiral began.
When did he catch his hair on fire? Maybe it spread to his brain?
You have SOME NERVE blaming Reagan for MJ’s psychosis…
Err…
Fine, it’s the hostages’ fault then!
Um…
Nope. It was Reagan. 
[the big lebowski]What’s a pederass, Walter?[/tbl]
**Brain Farts Du Jour **
a)I think that MJ, who has been in the limelight since he was a child, has probably never had a serious grasp on reality.
b)Has anyone heard “LaToya’s” response to this? Anyone seen her lately? What’s her nose look like?
c)My son, 4, saw MJ on TV and asked straight away, " What’s wrong with his nose?" If a little kid can see this and MJ cannot, it is clear who is delusional.
d) I tend to think of MJ as Mike Tyson’s big brother. Unhinged, decidedly wimpy ( to the animalistic brutality of MT) odd and freakish. The voices are similar in their wussiness pitch, but I’d never say that to MT. It is like the only attention they can give themselves is negative. Combined, they are a brutal car accident that no one can resist watching.
e) The Spice Girls, whom I think we can all agree on they are the evil incarnate, have more appeal to the masses of teenie boppers than MJ, and, if they released a new album (OH GREAT GODDESS/GOD/BUDDHA/ALLAH NO!) it would outsell MJ’s latest effort, because MJ’s latest effort is out of touch with the teen ear.
f) this space left blank intentionally.
Wasn’t there someone who offered money to anyone who could get MJ and LaToya in the same room because whoever it was believed they were the same person? 
Oh this is freaky. As I typed that post and as I type this one, “Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough” is playing on web radio.
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And then, directly after it, the web radio station played “Blame It On the Boogie.”
Excuse me while I call an exorcist.
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