The last acceptable stereotype

Off the subject, but “Daddystoinks” would’ve been a cool username.

Bwahahahahaha!

You know hair really holds the scent. A full body wax would take care of the problem in a jiffy.

I’m no dermatologist (or medical expert of any other kind for that matter) but this sounds like tosh to me; to kill all of the bacteria, the water is going to have to be so hot that it will actually cook Scylla.

And your point is … ?

It’s not going to kill all the bacteria (or cook poor Scylla) . It will knock the levels down to the point that the odor is much less potent and more tolerable.

I BELIEVE he’s poking fun at another current pit thread. Yes?

Scylla, are you trying to make a point regarding this thread?

Well then there’s nothing left to do but make money off it. You can sell little yellow bottles of Scylla Musk, call it an aphrodesiac and tell people it’s good for them.

Scylla Musk, eh? How’s’bout Skimmed Scylla Scum – it could be a chewable vitamin aphrodisiac, like Horny Goat Weed.

No. I’m not making a point. It should be pretty clear that this thread is pointless. I’m not even making fun of it. I like that thread. Maybe playful parody, or inspiration, and maybe a little gentle poking fun at it.

It just kind of came to me, and I thought about all the people who rant about things like weight, sexual preference, skin color, economic circumstance, etc. and how much they hate to be stereotyped and how angry it makes them.

The fact is that as I’ve read those I’ve become a little jealous. I was even thinking “Damn I wish I had some minor disability of life problem so that I could get all pissed at other people and overcome it and become happy with myself.”

It’s been right there in front of my nose all along. It’s absolutely true. I really do reek.

Now I’m happy.

Ah-heh-heh, heh-heh, cool band name…

Well okey dokey then.

Oh. So you’re just a cock then.

That’s hardly a revelation.

On the off chance there is some nugget of truth, and you do, in fact have a BO problem:

A friend of my boyfriend has the same issue. He’s a runner as well, so it’s not really helpful, since he’s getting all sweaty all the time anyway.

Thankfully, he’s a really great guy, who could probably charm anyone he meets. Anyone who would dismiss him because he stinks is really just missing out on getting to know a really great guy.

So maybe those folks that dismiss the smelly people are just missing out. I’d say from what I’ve read of you, you’d be someone worth getting to know, smell be damned.

Of course, if there isn’t a nugget of truth to this, and you really DON’T reek…
[Gilda Radner]NEVERMIND![/Gilda Radner]

All fun aside, I stink pretty bad.

I wasn’t kidding about my wife not being able to smell, and my daughter calling me “Daddystoinks.”

It’s not exactly a cross that I bear though, more like a minor, ridiculous and humorous thing.

I like being “Daddystoinks.”

And, I want to be really clear that I’m not making fun of anybody or any other thread.

If I have a point here, and I’m not sure I do, it’s to have fun with those other threads.

They are serious and valid and represent real pain, problems, and difficulties. This does not.

I can see how this could be construed as demeaining to them. It’s not.

I’m just looking for a smile or a laugh.

Just for the record, calling someone a cock is bad, right?

well for your sake then, I hope chaucer never sees this thread because

“Damn I wish I had some minor disability of life problem so that I could get all pissed at other people and overcome it and become happy with myself.”

is pretty dismissive of her problems, callous and dickish. And over in her thread, everyone is exalting you for being so compassionate and helpful.

Just a matter of perception I think.

Here ya go, Scylla. It got rave reviews from Stanley Kubrick and I bet he’s got a major case of B.O. going right about now.